Squidbillies
Season 3
200820 episodes
Episodes
- E1
Webnecks
2008-01-20 · 11m
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
- E2
Beast Implants
2008-01-27 · 11m
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
- E3
Tween Steam
2008-02-03 · 11m
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
- E4
Wing Nut
2008-02-10 · 11m
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
- E5
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
2008-02-17 · 11m
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
- E6
Earth Worst
2008-02-24 · 11m
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
- E7
The Good One
2008-03-02 · 11m
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
- E8
Sharif
2008-03-09 · 11m
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
- E9
Condition: Demolition!
2008-03-16 · 11m
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
- E10
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
2008-03-23 · 11m
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
- E11
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
2008-04-06 · 11m
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
- E12
Tuscaloosa Dumpling
2008-04-13 · 11m
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
- E13
Armageddon It On!
2008-04-20 · 11m
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
- E14
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
2008-04-27 · 11m
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
- E15
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
2008-05-04 · 11m
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
- E16
An Officer and a Dental Dam
2008-05-11 · 11m
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
- E17
The Okaleechee Dam Jam
2008-05-18 · 11m
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
- E18
Pile M for Murder
2008-05-25 · 11m
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
- E19
Mud Days and Cornfused
2008-06-01 · 11m
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
- E20
Krystal, Light
2008-06-08 · 11m
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.