Season 1

1991-09-20 · 22m

A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.

1991-10-04 · 22m

Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.

1991-10-11 · 22m

The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.

1991-10-18 · 22m

Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.

1991-10-25 · 22m

Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.

1991-11-01 · 22m

Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.

1991-11-08 · 22m

Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.

1991-11-15 · 22m

Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.

1991-11-22 · 22m

An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.

1991-11-29 · 22m

While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.

1991-12-06 · 22m

J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.

1991-12-13 · 22m

Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.

1992-01-03 · 22m

Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.

1992-01-17 · 22m

Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.

1992-02-07 · 22m

Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.

1992-02-14 · 22m

J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.

1992-02-21 · 22m

Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.

1992-02-28 · 22m

A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.

1992-03-06 · 22m

Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.

1992-03-27 · 22m

Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.

1992-04-24 · 22m

Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.