
Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Season 1
200850 episodes
Episodes
E1Super Mario Rescues the Princess
2008-09-10 · 2m
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
E2A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
2008-09-10 · 1m
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
E3Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
2008-09-15 · 1m
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
E4Adopted
2008-09-21 · 2m
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
E5A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
2008-09-29 · 1m
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
E6Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
2008-10-03 · 1m
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
E7A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
2008-10-13 · 2m
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
E8Cat Staff Meeting
2008-10-19 · 1m
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
E9Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
2008-10-26 · 1m
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
E10Marital Troubles
2008-11-02 · 1m
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
E11Jeff Goldblum Wafers
2008-11-09 · 1m
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
E12Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
2008-12-22 · 1m
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
E13The Frog Prince
2008-12-30 · 1m
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
E14Monkeys Talk About Religion
2009-01-06 · 1m
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
E15Mountain Climber
2009-01-12 · 1m
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
E16Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
2009-01-18 · 1m
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
E17Mad Cow Disease
2009-01-27 · 1m
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
E18The Bartender Says...
2009-02-05 · 1m
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
E19Backstage with Bob Dylan
2009-02-17 · 1m
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
E20Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
2009-02-24 · 1m
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
E21Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
2009-04-21 · 1m
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
E22Things You Never Hear
2009-05-23 · 2m
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
E23A Trip to the Psychiatrist
2009-06-12 · 1m
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
E24AIDS Patient Zero
2009-05-12 · 2m
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
E25Name That Animal Penis!
2009-05-12 · 2m
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
E26Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
2009-05-12 · 2m
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
E27Sex with... #1
2009-05-12 · 1m
A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
E28A Fat Guy Working Out
2009-05-12 · 1m
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
E29A Gay Knight
2009-05-12 · 1m
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
E30A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
2009-05-12 · 1m
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
E31Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
2009-05-12 · 3m
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
E32Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
2009-05-12 · 2m
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
E33Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
2009-05-12 · 1m
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
E34He Who Lives in a Glass House...
2009-05-12 · 2m
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
E35Sex with... #2
2009-05-12 · 1m
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
E36Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
2009-05-12 · 1m
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
E37The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
2009-05-12 · 2m
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
E38Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
2009-05-12 · 1m
To have sexual relations with your mother.
E39Sex with... #3
2009-05-12 · 1m
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
E40Dirty Vaudeville
2009-05-12 · 1m
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
E41Fat Jesus
2009-05-12 · 2m
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
E42Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
2009-05-12 · 1m
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
E43The Sneeze Throw-Up
2009-05-12 · 1m
Exactly what it says on the tin...
E44The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
2009-05-12 · 1m
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
E45Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
2009-05-12 · 1m
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
E46Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
2009-05-12 · 1m
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
E47Small Talk with Aunt Helen
2009-05-12 · 1m
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
E48Marie Antoinette's Notepad
2009-05-12 · 1m
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
E49Sheep Shearing
2009-05-12 · 2m
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
E50What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
2009-05-12 · 1m
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.