Season 3

2012-01-02

You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.

2012-01-03

Digimon are not the champions.

2012-01-09

He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.

2012-01-10

A true warrior fears no beep.

2012-01-17

I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.

2012-01-18

He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.

2012-01-24

Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.

2012-01-25

You've probably heard of him.

2012-01-31

You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.

2012-01-31

Sportsmanship is for losers.

2012-02-07

Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.

2012-02-07

Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.

2012-02-13

All is fair in love and puzzles.

2012-02-14

They've got everything you need forever and ever.

2012-02-21

His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.

2012-02-22

Player 1's best friend.

2012-02-27

Objects may not be as scary as they appear.

2012-02-29

His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.

2012-03-02

In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.

2012-03-05

If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.

2012-03-09

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.

2012-03-12

A potion would have been far more tasteful.

2012-03-14

They could have at least sent X-Factor.

2012-03-19

The government is cool, but rude.

2012-03-21

You say tomato, I say tomana.

2012-04-03

His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.

2012-04-11

Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.

2012-04-12

Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.

2012-04-16

Mario doesn't like getting played.

2012-04-18

Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.

2012-04-23

Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.

2012-04-25

An adventure 16 bits in the making...

2012-05-02

Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.

2012-05-05

Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.

2012-05-07

She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.

2012-05-09

Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.

2012-05-15

You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.

2012-05-16

The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.

2012-05-26

He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.

2012-05-26

Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.

2012-05-30

The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.

2012-06-04

He’s stretching the truth.

2012-06-05

It’s dangerous to not take these deals.

2012-06-11

It takes a true champion to raise a child.

2012-06-18

These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.

2012-06-19

Small talk is NOT radical.

2012-06-25

Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.

2012-06-26

This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.

2012-07-02

He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.

2012-07-09

He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).

2012-07-16

A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.

2012-07-18

A bedtime story for the next three days.

2012-07-23

The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.

2012-07-24

He’s armed and dangerous.

2012-07-30

If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.

2012-07-31

His movie-going experience must be more severe.

2012-08-06

She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.

2012-08-07

You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.

2012-08-13

He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).

2012-08-14

Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.

2012-08-20

Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.

2012-08-27

He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.

2012-09-04

He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).

2012-09-10

He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.

2012-09-11

It's not delivery, it's destiny.

2012-09-17

A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.

2012-09-18

The man of steel needs to look out.

2012-09-24

No episode synopsis available yet.

2012-09-25

It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.

2012-10-01

Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.

2012-10-08

No episode synopsis available yet.

2012-10-09

Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.

2012-10-15

It's the beginning of the happy ending.

2012-10-16

His sins are coming back to haunt him.

2012-10-22

You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.

2012-10-29

No episode synopsis available yet.

2012-10-30

A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.

2012-11-05

Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.

2012-11-07

Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.

2012-11-12

It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.

2012-11-19

Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.

2012-11-20

Magikarp never forgets.

2012-11-27

Save the vermin, ruin the world.

2012-12-03

Some machines were meant to stay hidden.

2012-12-10

If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.

2012-12-17

Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.

2012-12-18

No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.

2012-12-24

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.

2012-12-31

Prepare for trouble, make it single.