Season 2

2011-01-05

The best defense is a crappy offense.

2011-01-07

To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.

2011-01-14

The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.

2011-01-14

No holding down B in the pool area.

2011-01-18

Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.

2011-01-19

Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.

2011-01-25

Don't even get him started on Creed.

2011-01-26

Overheating is radical.

2011-02-01

8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.

2011-02-03

It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.

2011-02-08

Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.

2011-02-11

What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.

2011-02-14

This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.

2011-02-15

He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.

2011-02-22

Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.

2011-02-24

He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.

2011-03-01

No episode synopsis available yet.

2011-03-01

He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.

2011-03-08

They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.

2011-03-08

No episode synopsis available yet.

2011-03-15

If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.

2011-03-16

He's game ready. And really, really desperate.

2011-03-21

This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.

2011-03-22

Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.

2011-03-29

We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.

2011-04-01

"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.

2011-04-05

Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.

2011-04-05

He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.

2011-04-12

The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.

2011-04-18

Our heart containers go out to his family.

2011-04-18

He had his whole extra life ahead of him.

2011-04-20

What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.

2011-04-25

Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.

2011-04-26

The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.

2011-05-04

They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.

2011-05-10

You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.

2011-05-12

You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.

2011-05-16

He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.

2011-05-17

Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.

2011-05-18

He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.

2011-05-24

No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.

2011-05-24

They're going to kill you....

2011-06-02

He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.

2011-06-08

Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.

2011-06-10

You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.

2011-06-14

The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.

2011-06-15

He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.

2011-06-20

I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.

2011-06-22

They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.

2011-06-27

"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.

2011-07-07

Teamwork is infectious.

2011-07-07

Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.

2011-07-11

When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.

2011-07-12

The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.

2011-07-21

"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.

2011-07-22

No episode synopsis available yet.

2011-08-02

His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.

2011-08-02

Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.

2011-08-10

Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.

2011-08-11

Dr. Wily wants him gone.

2011-08-15

Speed runs save lives.

2011-08-16

It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.

2011-08-23

No episode synopsis available yet.

2011-08-24

He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.

2011-09-02

It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.

2011-09-06

One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.

2011-09-09

The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.

2011-09-12

If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.

2011-09-13

Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.

2011-09-23

You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.

2011-09-23

Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.

2011-09-26

That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.

2011-09-28

Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.

2011-10-04

The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.

2011-10-11

You will rue the day you summoned him.

2011-10-11

No episode synopsis available yet.

2011-10-17

Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.

2011-10-18

These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.

2011-10-24

This isn't the game over he asked for.

2011-10-25

If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.

2011-11-02

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.

2011-11-03

Initializing raspy voice mode...

2011-11-08

You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.

2011-11-08

It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.

2011-11-15

Don't cross the (time) streams.

2011-11-23

No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.

2011-11-23

Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.

2011-11-28

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.

2011-11-29

Night of the living dread.

2011-12-05

Never trust the guy in the van.

2011-12-06

No episode synopsis available yet.

2011-12-12

Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.

2011-12-14

It's all in the limbs.

2011-12-19

Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.

2011-12-19

A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.