Season 1

2010-10-15

Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.

2010-10-20

One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony.

2010-10-20

If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.

2010-10-22

He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.

2010-10-26

There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.

2010-10-27

It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.

2010-11-02

I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.

2010-11-03

Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.

2010-11-05

Love is gross.

2010-11-09

Studying is for humans.

2010-11-10

Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.

2010-11-18

She's got some ghosts in her closet.

2010-11-18

He's been hit by, he's been struck by hypocritical criminals.

2010-11-19

Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.

2010-11-23

No episode synopsis available yet.

2010-11-24

Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.

2010-11-30

It's better to blow up than to fade away.

2010-12-03

They're cool, but rude. And low on health.

2010-12-10

They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.

2010-12-10

They're killing two birds with one slingshot.

2010-12-13

They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.

2010-12-14

All it takes is one rogue banana.

2010-12-27

Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.

2010-12-28

He's got a fiery temper.

2010-12-28

The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.

2010-12-29

Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.

2010-12-30

Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.