Season 9

2017-01-05 · 3m

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

2017-01-10 · 3m

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

2017-01-12 · 4m

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

2017-01-13 · 3m

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

2017-01-17 · 3m

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

2017-01-19 · 5m

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

2017-01-28 · 2m

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

2017-02-07 · 3m

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

2017-02-17 · 3m

A party guest most foul.

2017-02-17 · 3m

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

2017-03-03 · 4m

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

2017-03-08 · 2m

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

2017-03-09 · 2m

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

2017-03-23 · 4m

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

2017-04-01 · 3m

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

2017-04-14 · 5m

You can’t handle the merch booth.

2017-05-13 · 4m

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

2017-04-20 · 4m

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

2017-04-29 · 4m

Take that, student loans!

2017-05-04 · 3m

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

2017-06-20 · 4m

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

2017-06-27 · 4m

He eats lighters.

2017-05-27 · 4m

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

2017-05-25 · 3m

Boy meets grill.

2017-06-18 · 4m

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

2017-06-22 · 3m

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

2017-08-03 · 3m

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

2017-08-12 · 4m

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

2017-08-19 · 2m

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

2017-08-22 · 3m

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!