Series 5

1990-09-01 · 30m

As a result of a power cut, Alf and Camille repair to the candlelit pub where Alf sounds off about Margaret Thatcher, despite her being a Conservative. This sets off an argument with Arthur and Mr. Johnson about a number of things – including death, the undertaker at the next table unsettling Alf.

1990-09-08 · 30m

They may be halfway up the aisle but Alf and his bride-to-be are still arguing, especially when she wants to throw out his furniture as being tat. A fake overdose attempt cuts no ice so Alf is off to the pub to talk about suicide, death and Heaven – though Fred Johnson, as an atheist, is having none of it.

1990-09-15 · 30m

Complaining that Alf is a shabby dresser, Camille also wants him to take out life insurance in case he goes first. At the pub, a discussion on health does anything but allay Mr. Carey's fears about getting a hip replacement in view of Alf's hospital horror stories.

1990-09-22 · 30m

Alf decides to earn some money by window cleaning for Mrs. Carey. Despite failing to get any wages, he gets lots of free groceries after catching the milkman in a compromising position.

1990-09-29 · 30m

Alf tries his hand with man's best friend, much to Fred Johnson's delight, but who's taking who for a walk?

1990-10-06 · 30m

Initially delighted when summoned for jury service, Alf becomes increasingly paranoid that he is being stalked.

1990-10-13 · 30m

As jury service draws closer, Alf is worried about the possibility of revenge from the criminal fraternity.

1990-10-20 · 30m

Alf forgets his pass and is unable to get on the bus. The following day, he arranges a day trip for a group of OAP's who, armed with their passes, commandeer a bus.

1990-10-27 · 30m

Camille is forcing Alf to try and save money for their wedding. That includes no smoking and no drinking.

1990-11-03 · 30m

As Alf's wedding to Camille approaches, the preparations unfold: gift giving, Alf's stag night, and finally the big event itself.