Season 5

2025-02-21 · 58m

Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade.

2025-02-23 · 65m

When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?!

2025-02-27 · 70m

I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.)

2025-03-02 · 59m

Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup.

2025-03-07 · 74m

For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable!

2025-03-09 · 75m

Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction.

2025-03-13 · 59m

A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life.

2025-03-16 · 59m

Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob!

2025-03-20 · 70m

For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.

2025-03-23 · 60m

This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough.

2025-03-27 · 77m

Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy.

2025-03-30 · 57m

This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart. Old Mark-plier had another farm. E.

2025-04-03 · 71m

The dudes are bringing it back home with this one.

2025-04-06 · 65m

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.

2025-04-10 · 70m

The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat.

2025-04-13 · 56m

The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.

2025-04-17 · 61m

Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel.

2025-04-20 · 70m

Orange Is The New Distract.

2025-04-24 · 66m

The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen.

2025-04-27 · 92m

Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade."

2025-05-01 · 72m

Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob?

2025-05-04 · 70m

All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode!

2025-05-08 · 68m

W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s.

2025-05-11 · 63m

Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff!

2025-05-15 · 63m

Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses.

2025-05-19 · 64m

Well, that was gross...

2025-05-22 · 68m

Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started...

2025-05-26 · 56m

Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob.

2025-05-29 · 72m

The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering.

2025-06-01 · 64m

The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it.

2025-06-05 · 63m

The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back!

2025-06-09 · 66m

What's better than this? Guys being dudes.

2025-06-12 · 67m

If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken.

2025-06-15 · 68m

Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald.

2025-06-20 · 84m

Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders.

2025-06-22 · 68m

What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade...

2025-06-26 · 49m

It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now.

2025-06-29 · 69m

Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world.

2025-07-03 · 58m

How well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something...

2025-07-07 · 55m

What's more American than releasing a 4th of July special 3 days after the 4th of July?

2025-07-10 · 61m

I liked Distractible before it was cool.

2025-07-13 · 67m

Look no further, you've come to the right place to gain sacred knowledge about crows, plants, geese, and zombies.

2025-07-18 · 75m

"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre.

2025-07-20 · 73m

Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets.

2025-07-24 · 57m

Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces.

2025-07-27 · 101m

3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks.

2025-07-31 · 63m

It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument.

2025-08-03 · 63m

The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode.

2025-08-07 · 67m

Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest.

2025-08-10 · 51m

Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes.

2025-08-14 · 58m

Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes.

2025-08-17 · 49m

Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game.

2025-08-21 · 79m

No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom.

2025-08-24 · 65m

The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make.

2025-08-28 · 68m

You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French.

2025-08-31 · 64m

The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one.

2025-09-04 · 58m

Another unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight.

2025-09-07 · 65m

Bob shares his big diction energy with Mark and Wade in his obscure word guessing game.

2025-09-11 · 66m

Mark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables.

2025-09-14 · 81m

Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.

2025-09-18 · 49m

Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.

2025-09-21 · 57m

The guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty.

2025-09-25 · 63m

A walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful.

2025-09-29 · 40m

The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury.

2025-10-02 · 57m

What happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch.

2025-10-05 · 61m

Before Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one.

2025-10-09 · 48m

Make sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode.

2025-10-12 · 65m

A Distractible episode is worth a thousand words.

2025-10-16 · 65m

Wade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends.

2025-10-19 · 73m

Bob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos.

2025-10-23 · 64m

Not all battles are worth winning.

2025-10-26 · 54m

Hiii...

2025-10-30 · 57m

View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight...

2025-11-13 · 49m

He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height.

2025-11-16 · 48m

Listeners, you're responsible for this...

2025-11-20 · 47m

Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away...

2025-11-24 · 52m

Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.

2025-11-27 · 50m

Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes."

2025-12-07 · 48m

The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert...

2025-12-11 · 56m

Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.

2025-12-14 · 47m

The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test.

2025-12-18 · 43m

The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.

2025-12-22 · 55m

The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo.

2026-01-04 · 54m

New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise.

2026-01-08 · 56m

Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.

2026-01-22 · 40m

The reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob

2026-01-25 · 54m

Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)

2026-01-29 · 52m

The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.

2026-02-01 · 56m

Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.

2026-02-05 · 54m

The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.

2026-02-08 · 53m

Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.

2026-02-12 · 62m

Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.

2026-02-15 · 52m

Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.

2026-02-19 · 59m

The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons.

2026-02-22 · 53m

Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*

2026-02-26 · 56m

Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...

2026-03-02 · 57m

Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.

2026-03-05 · 53m

Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.

2026-03-08 · 65m

Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.

2026-03-12 · 50m

WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.

2026-03-15 · 59m

Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.

2026-03-23 · 63m

What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?

2026-03-29 · 57m

What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...

2026-04-05 · 66m

Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.

2026-04-12 · 66m

Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.

2026-04-19 · 63m

Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.

2026-04-26 · 56m

Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark.

2026-05-03 · 56m

Quick, get flat!

2026-05-11 · 77m

No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes.

2026-05-17 · 71m

Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee!