Season 2

2022-03-27 · 64m

Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for the Cincinnati Bengals' future success in football, and Mark theorizes that human compulsions might come from a simulation.

2022-04-03 · 67m

Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.

2022-04-10 · 64m

Inspired by the guys' previous discussion about their own hot takes, they scour the Distractible subreddit in search of hills that the listeners will die on, and discuss whether or not they agree.

2022-04-17 · 70m

From TikToks with bad auto-tune, to nostalgic educational computer games, the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.

2022-04-24 · 58m

The guys discuss fears of things yet to come, while Mark struggles to keep Wade on topic.

2022-05-01 · 62m

Does our solar system have a tenth planet? Are there really UFOs flying around earth? And what the hell is a tardigrade? The guys answer all these questions and more while discussing potential evidence for life elsewhere in the universe.

2022-05-08 · 64m

Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad they might just be good after all.

2022-05-15 · 57m

In this new episode format, Judge Wade let's the listeners in on his secret points system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they struggle to collect as many points as they can.

2022-05-22 · 57m

The guys discuss times in their life where their pure rage and annoyance were transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways.

2022-05-29 · 77m

Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance", and unobserved restaurant reservations: the guys talk about specific times they've been screwed over by life.

2022-06-05 · 71m

In yet another classic episode revolving around Bob, Mark and Wade are assigned the responsibility of raising Bob throughout his childhood and teaching him important life lessons along the way, in their own ways.

2022-06-12 · 66m

The guys play a game of "Morals or NO Morals" and end up focusing on the latter.

2022-06-20 · 57m

Wade creates a new points system once again, pitting Mark's laughter against Bob's laughter.

2022-06-26 · 80m

Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark deviates into delusion.

2022-07-03 · 57m

Mark leaves things up to chance for Bob and Wade in this new game mode featuring a blaring alarm and randomly generated countdowns.

2022-07-10 · 74m

Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade compete to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.

2022-07-17 · 62m

The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Edward Snowden and The NSA: the guys dive deep (but not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.

2022-07-24 · 59m

The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.

2022-07-31 · 73m

Mark whips up a new timed game mode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winners pot.

2022-08-07 · 89m

The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonald's, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots.

2022-08-14 · 68m

Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite game shows, then surprises them with his own game show for them to compete in.

2022-08-21 · 57m

Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.

2022-08-28 · 64m

Door-to-door salesman, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.

2022-09-04 · 65m

First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.

2022-09-11 · 68m

Why humans sleep, the creator of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries.

2022-09-18 · 63m

In the spirit of the Distractible Live episodes on the Distractible Youtube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles. Riffing ensues.

2022-09-25 · 75m

Bob's hot take on Pokémon, Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's, find out where the guys rank these games and more.

2022-10-02 · 110m

The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.

2022-10-09 · 63m

Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.

2022-10-16 · 86m

What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items.

2022-10-23 · 71m

Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE!

2022-10-30 · 87m

Today the guys compile a contentious tier list about all different kinds of candy, just in time for Halloween.

2022-11-06 · 64m

Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the Devil's Advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.

2022-11-13 · 62m

Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios.

2022-11-20 · 65m

Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which Mark the host, of course, converts to numerical point values.

2022-11-27 · 74m

Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.

2022-12-04 · 62m

Wade's emotional roller coaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Oh, and Bob gives a fridge update.

2022-12-11 · 66m

Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile.

2022-12-19 · 62m

Wade's Secret Words is back, but this time there's only a single word in the game: Christmas.

2022-12-25 · 65m

Bob and Wade derail Mark's profound and dedicated search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.

2023-01-01 · 70m

You know the guys are getting older, but now it's time they try to convince you their bad habits are actually good.

2023-01-08 · 71m

Bob gives an update on his newborn baby, James, then pivots the topic to memory. The guys then discuss some of their first memories and how they think memories actually work.

2023-01-15 · 59m

Inspired by a post from the official Distractible subreddit, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick".

2023-01-22 · 89m

In an episode that takes a more serious turn, Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his son's birth, and how they affected him and his wife.

2023-01-29 · 62m

A major tone switch from the last episode, Wade is hosting and makes Mark and Bob talk through strange and hilarious scenarios. From having the worst super power imaginable, to living in a world ruled by clowns, and more.

2023-02-05 · 72m

Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test via some Mark-based trivia.

2023-02-12 · 72m

Bob hosts a conversation about uncomfortable job stories, embarking the guys on a wild trip down memory lane.

2023-02-19 · 57m

On a more serious note than normal, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put our masks on for, and whether those masked versions of ourselves are really us.

2023-02-26 · 60m

The guys star in an improvised musical about video games, news, or anything else that comes to mind.

2023-03-05 · 67m

Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic: making the perfect video game. Except it goes horribly wrong. Or does it? Because during today's conversation, no one can seem to agree on anything.