Season 1

2026-01-23

Ambrosia is starring in her own fantasy, Lasagna has no idea what show she's in, and Biscuit is here against his will.

2026-01-30

Ambrosia treats Lasagna's birthday like an emergency, Biscuit denies the charges, and Serena-who may or may not exist-is somehow in charge of the cake.

2026-02-06

Ambrosia plans a family vacation using a Google image search, Biscuit questions her finances and reality, and Lasagna is repeatedly sent to retrieve the black credit card while an air fryer becomes the backup plan.

2026-02-13

A dumpster bob, a tofu-loving rat, a delighted Lasagna, and one fed-up Biscuit-Ambrosia calls it destiny.

2026-02-20

Ambrosia rebrands herself as a mogul overnight, Biscuit opens a fraud investigation, and Lasagna just wants to finish one thought.

2026-02-28

Ambrosia attempts a simple vet trip. Biscuit refuses participation. The Lasagnas have duplicated. No one is emotionally prepared.

2026-03-06

Ambrosia's planning the wedding. Biscuit tried logistics and went to the bathroom instead. Lasagna and Lasagna #2 are missing. No one noticed.

2026-03-20

Ambrosia's having a breakdown - for no reason. Biscuit took a nap - and instantly regretted waking up. Lasagna has no idea what's going on. And honestly? Same.

2026-03-29

Ambrosia's gonna go for a run, Biscuit confused her, Lasagna doesn't know who to save.

2026-04-10

Biscuit snapped like a cheap wig. Ambrosia's en route to the mall.