Series 1

2013-05-23 · 4m

The twins get offered a gig at their cousin Benny's 21st. Monty practices his Hendrix guitar-lighting and Kowhai dresses in Sonic Youth tinfoil but it is no match for their disinterested whanau or their toddler karaoke champion cousin, Angeline.

2013-05-23 · 4m

Hook Ups' Dad makes them get a real job. They become telemarketers selling teddybears where Monty finds he is a natural, much to Kowhai's competitive horror.

2013-05-23 · 4m

Ira has new bosses and is excited about his new flashy role at the dairy. Kowhai is excited about Hook Ups getting to play the grand re-opening. Monty is outraged by the price hikes at the dairy but is excited about the return of Kiri the Krazy Kea, his favorite childhood icecream.

2013-05-23 · 4m

Monty gets mistaken for being an 'intense' artist at the dairy by two art-school girls. They invite the twins to play their exhibition but when Monty sings a song with no hidden meaning and implies he might be well-adjusted, it doesn't go down well.

2013-05-30 · 4m

Kowhai and Monty need a manager and find a charismatic Dougie in the magazine section of the dairy. Monty suspects Dougie is an Amcray salesman but Kowhai doesn't believe him. Dougie organises them to play a suspicious convention, will his glaringly obvious intentions be revealed?

2013-06-06 · 3m

Kowhai wants Hook Ups to audition for Aroha Bridge Factor and insists the twins lie with a sob story to ensure they win. Will their Phantom of the Hip Hopera performance impress the judges?

2013-06-13 · 4m

Kowhai wants Monty to become a triple threat like her favourite celeb Alaze Rhetoric. They go to get free dance lessons but much to Kowhai's dismay the dance teacher takes more of a shine to Monty.

2013-06-20 · 4m

Hook Ups are made to find a band space when their mum decides to convert their basement into a Reiki centre.

2013-06-27 · 4m

While trying to find online fame, Kowhai decides the gang need to use their father's unreasonable fear of kittens to gain viewers.

2013-07-04 · 4m

When they aren't invited, Ira insists the twins roll with him to the elite Halloween party the Rugged Sharks are throwing.