Season 1

2007-10-19

Carl agonizes over the departure of New York Yankees manager Joe Torre and fondly remembers some times they shared together.

2007-10-29

Carl explains the insignificance of Red Sox World Series win and how Isiah Thomas is an amateur when it comes to sexual harassment.

2007-11-05

Carl is upset at the amount of media attention the Indianapolis Colts vs. New England Patriots game has been receiving, as opposed to his Giants on their bye week.

2007-11-12

Carl is upset at the performance of his New York Giants against the Dallas Cowboys and their selection of red throwback jerseys.

2007-11-19

Carl is upset with how the media has been treating slugger Barry Bonds.

2007-11-26

Carl expresses his displeasure with the current state of college football.

2007-12-01

Carl offers his thoughts on the Michael Vick sentencing.

2007-12-03

Carl is upset that Ohio State was able to back-into the BCS Championship Game.

2007-12-17

Carl explains the conspiracy behind the Mitchell Report.

2007-12-24

In the spirit of giving, Carl offers his locks of the week, courtesy of his friend 'Cement Shoes' Minnelli down at the docks.

2008-01-14

Carl takes credit for distracting Tony Romo in the Cowboys playoff loss to the Giants by wearing a Jessica Simpson wig.

2008-01-21

Carl offers his take on the Giants' NFC Championship Game win over the Green Bay Packers, and specifically kicker Lawrence Tynes.

2008-01-28

Carl predicts his Giants will issue a "Beantown Beatdown" to the New England Patriots in the upcoming Super Bowl XLII.

2008-02-04

Carl's New York Football Giants win the Super Bowl, thus inspiring him to change his look.

2009-02-01

This Super Bowl's outcome is pretty much a foregone conclusion. So, Carl's giving you the odds on some things that might actually be interesting about this game.