Season 1

2026-09-14 · 12m

Judge sentenced me to death cause I took a bank hostage? Don't think I know how to use a gun. These guys really wanna tell me about their wives.

2026-09-21 · 12m

I'm going to Hogwarts!

2026-09-28 · 11m

Dream where I explore a haunted hospital. It's fine except Steve got a terminal diagnosis. I hope he's okay.

2026-10-05 · 12m

Found this leprechaun. Nice guy. Then went to war and my best friend died, but there's a therapy that will make that okay.

2026-10-12 · 11m

Ok. Time for me to relax and get a massage. That'll help.

2026-10-19 · 12m

Dr. Thomas has been helping me a lot. I think.

2026-10-26 · 11m

I'm Batman, I think! Also some guy keeps booking the lactation room. I wonder what he's doing in there.

2026-11-02 · 11m

Insane dream where this assassin is trying to kill me, and I wrote a book. I don't know.

2026-11-09 · 12m

Dream journal: My son is a very talented artist but for some reason that's bad for me. Also the Devil sold me HIS soul? He texts a lot.

2026-11-16

Do you ever get brain fog? I'm done!

2026-11-23

More bad dreams. I'm the bathroom hand dryer. Also somebody call the police, these idiots are freaking out.

2026-11-30

We work right next to the Tiny Desk Concerts. What a perk!

2026-12-07

I think I'm in love; well, at least I love my sister, but in a different way.