Season 1

1985-09-07 · 21m

Ted brings home his own cyber creation an android in the form of a ten year old girl he nicknames Vicki.

1985-09-14 · 21m

The Brindles, the Lawson's nosy neighbors, come across Vicki and tries to find out their secret.

1985-09-21 · 21m

Jamie has the entire house to himself, not knowing that Vicki is his babysitter!

1985-09-28 · 21m

Warren Enright, the class nerd, falls in love with Vicki.

1985-10-05 · 21m

Because Vicki is getting more attention, Jamie decides to run away to see what his parents might think.

1985-10-12 · 21m

Jamie and his friend Reggie Williams are involved in putting together a sci-fi movie project for school, but the power of directorial duties goes to Jamie's head.

1985-10-19 · 21m

Jamie realizes the value of constant truthfulness when he can't convince his parents that he's not responsible for breaking (and secretly gluing together) a teapot caused by Harriet's smart-aleck cousin.

1985-10-26 · 21m

A bully extorts money from Jamie's neighborhood club, which quickly reconsiders its boys-only policy via Vicki's strong-arm "assistance."

1985-11-02 · 21m

Jamie uses Vicki's new speed-scan reading ability to complete 55 chapters of his homework overnight, which earns him the school honor roll -- along with snowballing guilt.

1985-11-09 · 21m

Tipped off on the sly by busybody Bonnie Brindle, Child Services threatens to take Vicki away unless the Lawsons can produce her past -- and she passes a medical exam.

1985-11-16 · 21m

To circumvent Child Services' orders to send Vicki to school and risk exposure, the Lawsons hire a pompous tutor who mistakes her computer abilities for genius. To remedy the situation, Joan crams to follow-through her marriage-postponed teaching degree to act as Vicki's "tutor," while Ted takes over the kitchen and creates a mess.

1985-11-23 · 21m

A house fire moves Ted's new boss, Brandon Brindle, into the Lawsons' house, scheming for insurance fraud.

1985-11-30 · 21m

When overexposure to Harriet infects heuristically mimicking Vicki with Harriet's personality traits and shrieking tantrums, Ted must purge the brat out of her at his factory -- but not before Harriet and Bonnie Brindle wonder where Vicki suddenly vanished to and summon the police.

1986-01-04 · 21m

Jamie attempts to mass-produce burritos made by Vicki.

1986-01-11 · 21m

The Lawsons and Reggie and Harriet take a wilderness camping trip, and get lost.

1986-01-18 · 21m

To charm prissy and picky Jessica, Jamie throws an expensive party for her, ignoring a surprising school tomboy.

1986-01-25 · 21m

When golf-crazed Ted neglects taking Jamie to a Father-and-Son picnic for a golf tournament, Brandon steps in and incites a "father war" while Joan uses Vicki to voice her disapproval to Ted.

1986-02-08 · 21m

When keen-eyed recruitment officers from a rival robotics firm drop by to interview Ted, they suspect Vicki is a robot and plan to "robotnap" her.

1986-02-15 · 21m

United Robotronics cutbacks have the Lawsons scrambling for odd jobs.

1986-02-22 · 21m

Ted is motivated to get the family into shape when an obese co-worker loses a record amount of weight.

1986-03-01 · 21m

Ted is proud that Jamie's made the Pee Wee Football league, unknowing that Jamie only does it to please his dad.

1986-05-03 · 21m

When a vaudeville actor thinks Vicki is his long-lost daughter, he drafts her into a show and threatens her adoption.

1986-05-10 · 21m

When timid Ted uses the "stork theory" in answering Jamie's questions about sex, Jamie believes Dad's in serious need of sex education and tries to help him out.

1986-05-17 · 21m

Ted has the unenviable task of explaining to his unwary Vicki-doting father, who bitterly lost his job to automation, that his new lovely adopted granddaughter is really a robot.