The First Guy
2019
201913 episodes
Episodes
E1The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
2019-02-07 · 2m
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
E2The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
2019-04-10 · 1m
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
E3The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
2019-06-02 · 3m
Hey person, what's your sound?
E4The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
2019-07-07 · 2m
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
E5The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
2019-07-31 · 4m
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
E6The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
2019-08-12 · 3m
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
E7The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
2019-09-02 · 5m
I'm gonna smell like flowers.
E8The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
2019-09-11 · 6m
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
E9The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
2019-10-04 · 6m
No episode synopsis available yet.
E10The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
2019-10-31 · 3m
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
E11The First Guy To Ever Dream
2019-11-16 · 6m
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
E12The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
2019-12-13 · 4m
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
E13The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
2019-12-27 · 5m
No episode synopsis available yet.