Season 3

2024-04-03 · 52m

Season 3 kicks off with... A NON-SPORT PRIMER!? On PRO WRESTLING and the WWE?!... Is this a new season or an alternate reality? This season Markiplier & Tyler Scheid begin with recent sports news, a brief conversation about Chica's recent birthday, and then jump right into the arena for the epic drama and dance that is the forum of World Wrestling Entertainment. So find an opponent, grab a folding chair to hit them with, and enjoy this week's episode! Oh and do please tell us your favorite wrestler on the subreddit!

2024-04-10 · 49m

Ah… the Boston Tea Party, WAIT!.. THE BOSTON MARATHON is this weekend, and as such Tyler Scheid and Markiplier are here to run you through its requirements and history ;) That is once they get through the marathon of a J’accuse from MARKIPLIER regarding his engineering studies. Anyways, tie your shoes tight, grab some water, and run right into this glorious episode about marathon running! You’ll never guess the hills, turns, and slips in this one!!

2024-04-17 · 48m

A SPORT FROM THAILAND!! After some J'accuse ghost STOMPING & Markiplier ranting about movie making... elbows, feet, knees, and hands start flying as Baby Mark get's thrown into precisely measured ring! Prep yourself for battle against 10 markiplier, the pressure of relatives, and feel the support from your elegant hosts in your decisions when you tune into this one. P.S. Authentic Muay Thai video from Thailand if you WATCH on Spotify ;)

2024-04-24 · 56m

Cock-a-doodle-doo! This new episode has risen just for you ;P Tyler Scheid, your master of balls & holes, talks on the ins and outs, ups and downs of rackets and shuttlecocks, while Mark battles with his camera focus and his ADHD! Tune in as your elegant hosts touch on anatomy and more, all the while Markiplier enjoys his new unique setup. Move this to the front of your playlist to enjoy the double-handed badminton primer, chaos... extra chaos is included when you watch on Spotify!

2024-05-01 · 57m

A sport with many balls and several holes, perfect for your Master of Balls & Holes, right!? This week, Tyler Scheid and bathtub Markiplier take aim at the sport of Snooker! With perfectly pronounced pronunciations, out of this world accents, Mark's recounting of Chica's shenanigans, and a brilliant breakdown of the rules of Snooker, you don't wanna miss this episode!! Catch it all plus more with video on Spotify, or simply enjoy it all in absolute audio glory!!

2024-05-08 · 54m

Good evening, gentle listeners and welcome to Distracti... wait a minute! Which podcast is this? GMFST!?!? But Bob and Wade are here?! Where's Markiplier?!?!? Welcome Elegant listeners(and Watchers exclusively on Spotify) to GO! My Favorite Distractible, the GAME SHOW where sports and chaos collide. What's in store? Well, you'll just have to download and tune in to find out!!!

2024-05-22 · 52m

That's left elegant listeners, our hosts Tyler Scheid, the master of Circles and Cylinders, and Markiplier race through the sport of NASCAR after making a Pit Stop at "getting fired" and drinking Ovaltine. I LIKE LEFT! Don't worry, we all know Wade loves it and invented it all as the eldritch being he is... Anyways, update your resume, start your engines, and race into this week's episode! Oh and it's going to blow your mind, just take Mark's word for it ;)

2024-05-29 · 57m

Extra! Extra! Tune in for all about IT! Your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid, the Master of Balls and Holes, and the mustachioed Markiplier bring you BIG, HUGE, HUMONGOUS sports news! There was a plan, but plans change when absolute chaos is afoot!! Stop clown fishing around and headline right into this week's episode!

2024-06-05 · 48m

Bruised shins of glory, tree tossing, and static jumps from the hills to the cliffs... That's right, it's time for Markiplier & Tyler Scheid to Welly Wang their way through the Olimpicks, the Cotswold Olimpick Games that is! Stuff your pants full of hay, build a wooden castle, and enjoy all the underplay and overplay in this episode!

2024-06-12 · 48m

Cheers elegant listeners, it's time for BEER SPORTS!! Markiplier and Tyler Scheid crack open their college days and dive right into red solo cups, buckets, and frat parties. While the Sith master divulges the rules of various Beer Olympic events, apprentice Markiplier plans for the future... But WHAT COULD THAT MEAN!? Grab a cold one (glass of water, of course), some ping pong balls, and test your constitution with this week's episode!

2024-06-19 · 56m

Led by your elegant host Markiplier, we travel back in time to meet our Master of Balls in Holes, Tyler Scheid, in 1979 Chicago. Disco takes center stage as we attend a doubleheader between the White Sox and the Detroit Tigers... What could possibly go wrong with a night that is known today as Disco Demolition Night?? Grab your best disco outfit, sport your dancing shoes, and boogie down with this episode!

2024-06-26 · 48m

INCOMING DRAMA!!! Pat McAfee gets called out, Markiplier throws his weight, and Tyler Scheid was a horse boy?? After trotting into this episode ever so ballsy, your hosts finally giddy up into the primer of the very "real" sport of Hobby Horsing. Grab your saddle/stick, don your riding shoes, and gallop your way into this episode!

2024-07-03 · 58m

Fireworks, barbecue, and AMERICA!!! That's right, it's a 4th of July Special and your elegant hosts celebrate GMFST style by... BEING BACK IN THE STUDIO TOGETHER!!! Markiplier issues an Olympic Bounty & Tyler Scheid shares his divisive thoughts on fireworks. Don't worry, sports are talked about too! Register to vote, prepare for the Olympics, and please keep your fingers on your hands throughout this episode!

2024-07-10 · 44m

This week on GMFST, your cavemen return as Tyler Scheid takes Markiplier on a sandy journey to his birth state's born sport. With the regular check in on Caitlin Clark first, your hosts spike, dig, and dive for balls, specifically Volleyballs, as they prime themselves for beachy battle. Grab a friend, grab two enemies, a net, and a ball as you join in on this glorious Beach Volleyball Primer!

2024-07-17 · 51m

From Typhoid to wild dogs, and alongside the events of the World's Fair… It’s the OLYMPICS! This week, your elegant hosts, Markiplier and Tyler Scheid, take you on a journey through the events of the disastrous 1904 Olympics. Cut your pants into shorts, hitchhike to St Louis, and sail your way into this week’s episode!

2024-07-24 · 56m

Journeying back in time, your elegant hosts travel to the ancient olympic games. From nakedness, unusual tools, to questioning the accuracy of the history told by your Master of Balls in holes, Tyler Scheid, Markiplier becomes entranced in it all. Especially the orgies for moral... Anyways, slather on some olive oil, dust up with some sand, and wrestle your friends into enjoying this episode!

2024-07-31 · 57m

Will the J'Accuses be pushed aside by the latest Caitlin Clark news!? Or will your elegant hosts finally acknowledge the ghosts in the room!?After that answer is revealed, your Master of Balls and Holes, Tyler Scheid, and Markiplier travel down the Seine, recounting the Opening Ceremonies for the 2024 Paris Olympic Games. Join in as your hosts try to identify the Olympics mascot, break it down to the new sport, and attempt to save the internet!

2024-08-07 · 69m

From serious issues like discrimination against athletes to silly feuds, the Olympics is no stranger to controversy. Join your elegant hosts,Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, as they dive into the poopy river of controversies that surround the 2024 Paris Olympics before they blow up the podcast as we know it… Be sure to listen until the end to find out the future?? of GMFST…

2024-08-14 · 54m

Fashion & Function!? This week, Markiplier takes the lead and shows Olympic Medalist & South Korean cyberpunk goddess, Kim Yeji, to Tyler as they dive into more Olympic stories. Prepare to have your mind blown with the insane skills of these Olympians and also laugh at the ridiculousness that is speed walking. This is a must watch episode!!

2024-08-21 · 59m

MEME TIME! Tyler, your Master of Balls and Holes starts by buttering up Markiplier with his commitment to the podcast, and then showcasing the buttered Caitlin Clark, literally, this is the #1 Caitlin Clark Podcast afterall! Then it's back to the norm as your elegant hosts dick around and discuss the most memeable Olympic news. Grab a chocolate muffin, get naked, and have a whale of a time enjoying this episode!

2024-08-28 · 48m

Welcome back to the world's greatest sports comedy podcast! This week, records are broken(well, at least talked about), bold, yet not so bold claims are made regarding Caitlin Clark, & things maybe devolve a few times. Your elegant Master of Balls in Holes, Tyler Scheid, & Markiplier have you covered on all the important storylines, Snoop Dogg, Flavor Flav, Angel Reese, & Olympic faults & victories for the final time. Don your rusty medals, close your uncouth internet searches, & compose yourself for another glorious episode!

2024-09-04 · 51m

A debt finally paid, a bet finally resolved!?!? YES, it is time for Markiplier to drive around Tyler Scheid! With a loopy post procedure Master of Balls and Holes, Mark takes the wheel as they have a simple conversation. Topics? Oh, just a touch of sport, a dash of celebrity, and the epiphany of baby prisons?! Buckle your seat belt, buy Mark a dessert, and let's hit the road with this episode.

2024-09-11 · 57m

Welcome to the greatest sports podcast in the universe hosted by Tyler Scheid, Master of Balls, and... Andrew Givler?? A man who swam against Michael Phelps!? Join in as we learn about this Leonardo DiCaprio-looking man, known online by the name Sigils! From discussions about swimming, whether babies have gills, and who could be considered the greatest of all time. *cough* Michael Phelps, Katie Ledecky, Caitlin Clark... It's time to hop in the pool, choose your favorite stroke, and enjoy the episode!

2024-09-18 · 55m

Markiplier is WHERE? WHAT!?!? This week your Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid, is a man POSSESSED!! Possessed by the too-long ignored J’accuse ghosts! Can an unusually agreeable Markiplier help him banish these angry spirits? Or will Caitlin Clark haters, sports nerds, & hockey enthusiasts take down Tyler once and for all? Grab your black tourmaline, don your smoky eye shadow, & enter into this wild & unexpected ride!

2024-09-25 · 64m

BOOM! BANG! SMASH! a GO! My Favorite Sports Team music clash!? That's right... your Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid, is joined by Big Band Bob, Distractible host and former marching band member! Together they dive into the world of marching band! What all goes into performing a show? Should it be considered a sport? Prepare yourself for band booster mattresses sales, Disney travel, and so many other tangents... Grab your fife, flip your mattress, and power step into this episode!

2024-10-02 · 79m

As spooky season begins, a whole host of ghosts…checks notes..oh wait, they’re hosts?! Guest co-hosts from the community?! This week, Tyler Scheid, your Master of Balls & Holes, is joined by very special guests: YOU! Stepping in for the ever-absent Markiplier, many elegant listeners bring their favorite sports topics and stories to the table. Recruit a friend and race to listen to this community-focused episode!

2024-10-10 · 87m

A new week, a new round of guest hosts! Tyler, your Master of Balls & Holes is joined by members of the GMFST community to discuss competitive puzzling, hockey, hockey, how kick-ass women in sports are, and hockey! Also, there’s a haunted truck?! That’s j’accusing Tyler and challenging Markiplier?! Sport your GMFST foam finger and go for a drive while you blare the episode through your speakers for all to hear!

2024-10-16 · 49m

Markiplier is found... Wait, was he lost!? Where did Markiplier go? Anyways, He's Back, here with the Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid. Changed by his time away, Markiplier learns of the "attempts" to replace him as together they delve into all the sports news he obviously missed: Caitlin Clark, a goal post thrown into a river, and even new innovations in competitive pooping!? Cheer for the underdog, tread with caution washing the dishes, and give this episode your ears and your eyes!

2024-10-23 · 52m

Elegant listeners... Prime your NUTS!! as your Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid and Lord Markiplier have quite the primer for you! After some discussion of film & controversial opinions-looking at you Tyler 👀-your hosts go absolutely Conkers! Conkers? Controversy?? Don't worry, this will prime your nuts for competition ;) Grab your nuts, or go gather some and prepare to smash your way to victory enjoying this shellshocking episode!

2024-10-30 · 43m

Happy Halloween elegant listeners! It is time for the Spooky Special! What will happen this time!? Markiplier starts beef with Cailtlin Clark, Tyler banishes some J’accuse ghosts, and then your elegant hosts tell some chilling tales of haunted sports venues & mysteriously missing bodies! Keep your eyes peeled for the Smiling Man, carve a jack-o-lantern, and enjoy these haunting tales!

2024-11-06 · 64m

This podcast has covered the amazing feats of professional athletes, funny sports goofs, and uplifting news in past episodes, however this week, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier discuss a much more serious topic… After a palate cleanser of cute animals doing sports things, Tyler and Mark have a discussion about athletic talent vs athlete behavior! Should there be a line where athletes shouldn’t be allowed in sport despite how talented they are? Please be aware of trigger warnings as you tune into this episode!

2024-11-13 · 57m

Watch Out! This week your elegant hosts ATTACK "recent" sports news! After Markiplier shares his woes in building a render farm and... the suspicious demise of his power washer?? Tyler Scheid brings us into the thick of it! From Shaq's chat with Angel Reese to hockey fan pandering, there’s something for everyone! Keep your head up, dodge Mark’s punches, and enjoy this slam dunk of an episode!

2024-11-20 · 30m

Fear... Failure... Focus... This week, your elegant host & Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid, is afraid?? In this solo episode, Tyler opens up about his fears, fear’s role in sports, and how we can handle our fear. Face your fears, reach out to a friend, and don’t be afraid to listen to this heartfelt episode. <3

2024-11-27 · 43m

Happy Thanksgiving elegant listeners and viewers! It’s time for a GMFST Treat, especially for those elegant viewers out there... the 1ST EVER, & last ever? GOBBLE GAMES!!! This week, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier stuff their brains with turkey facts, then harness their inner turkey to compete in a turkey-inspired challenge! Pull on your turkey pants, grab a plate of your favorite festive foods, & gobble up this absolutely stuffed episode!

2024-12-09 · 47m

After the infamous hockey primer, can your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, redeem themselves?! This week, after banishing j’accuse ghosts & sharing their opinions of the Tyson vs Paul “fight”, they skate into a discussion about the new PWHL hockey league & the importance of women’s professional sports leagues in general. Choose a PWHL team, support women’s sports, & score with this fantastic episode!

2024-12-11 · 41m

In a very ball-heavy episode, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier battle for control of the podcast!? Mark begins by introducing a shocking “new” sport before Tyler pulls on the reins & leads the way to Japan, where together they examine the sport of Yukigassen, or Snow Battle! Grab some friends, build yourself a snowy chateau, & dodge your way to capturing this thrilling episode!

2024-12-18 · 44m

Everybody loves Santa Claus, right!? But how are they when things go HO-HO-HORRIBLY wrong!? This week, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, tell tales of exactly that at sporting events. But before they can begin, Mark channels his inner chaos gremlin & leaves Tyler to "entertain" with sports news. Leave an adult beverage & a half-eaten hoagie out for Santa to "enjoy" & settle in for some calamitous christmas tales!

2024-12-25 · 55m

Happy Boxing Day & Merry belated Christmas!! Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between the Grinch & Frosty the Snowman? Or perhaps a race between Jack Frost & Rudolph? Well those types of questions are just what Tyler Scheid & Markiplier try to answer in this holiday special! Grab some cocoa, employ your imagination, & prepare for the new year as you enjoy this silly episode!

2025-01-01 · 46m

Happy New Year! As 2025 begins, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier take a look back on 2024. From highlights, to changes, to funnies, their lives & in sports, last year really had it all! Set some goals, pop open some bubbly grape juice, & enjoy this look back in time!

2025-01-08 · 43m

Think you can survive these sports funnies, fails, and fan flubs without laughing? Well Tyler Scheid & Markiplier have lined up the perfect challenge for all of you elegant fans out there!! Jump right in & discover who won GMFST’s Funniest Athlete of 2024! Oh & please share your favorite sports funnies throughout 2025!

2025-01-22 · 31m

Time to drive... ON A RACE TRACK! That's right, this week your elegant hosts... err... One of your elegant hosts hits the race track! From driving behind the wheel of 3 incredibly powerful BMWs, to doing hot laps with racecar driver extraordinaire Samantha Tan, this episode is packed with SPEED & POWER! Tune up your ears, check your gauges, and hold on tight for this incredible ride!

2025-01-29 · 64m

After addressing the j'accuse ghosts & listening to some j'apreesh spirits, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, talk about the California Wildfires! What was it like being in the line of fire? How incredible were/are the actions of those fighting the fires & those helping their fellow LA residents? Prep your go bag, grab your valuables, and run to the safety of this episode.

2025-02-05 · 72m

LIAR, LIAR!! Chaps on fire!? With the worst fire in the history of LA happening to start the year, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, smokejump into the wild world of firefighting!! A sport!? A lie gets confessed, tariffs get explained, & this podcast evolves to be the gateway to knowledge on... Drugs!? Knives!? & Guns!? Figure out your evacuation plan, find your meeting spot, & enjoy this episode!

2025-02-12 · 70m

Happy Valentine’s Day! You know what that means!? Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, have a new "loving" sport to talk about! In a reverse of hosting roles, Mark monologues about the murderous Super Bowl & Tyler channels the j’accuse ghosts! Then like a romantic dance, the lead the way together into the sport about "getting it on" with yourself. Turn up the volume, roll down your windows, & enjoy this sultry episode!

2025-02-19 · 70m

Welcome to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Your Favorite Moments from Season 3! From Bathtub Markiplier to holiday hijinks, we look back & laugh at the best moments from this past season of GMFST! Tune in to reminisce with this episode! Then go back & rewatch/listen to your favorite episodes as we gear up for the whole new season, SEASON 4, of GMFST!