Season 3

2005-01-04

The Paedofinder-General crashes a school disco; Omar, Abdul and Shafiq threaten their local council; and Brad Pitt stars as Ivan Dobsky in a Hollywood biopic.

2005-01-11

Omar, Abdul and Shafiq plan a celebrity assassination; the Paedofinder-General gatecrashes a school nativity play; and Ivan Dobsky is released for Christmas – with fatal consequences.

2005-01-18

Bono and Nelson Mandela campaign for Ivan Dobsky's release; celebrity mum Fran Chappell cuts a single; and a top international terrorist arrives in West Bromwich to train Omar, Abdul and Shafiq.

2005-01-25

The Paedofinder-General goes to the seaside; MI5 begin a surveillance operation in West Bromwich; and celebrity mum Fran Chappell has a nasty shock.

2005-02-01

Abdul and Shafiq go to Iraq; the Yuppies move to the country; and the Paedofinder-General gets a job processing family photos in Snippy-Snaps.

2005-02-08

The Paedofinder-General officiates at a wedding; the police raid the Khans' house; and Noodles the rabbit gets his revenge.