
Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom
Season 3
202025 episodes
Episodes
E1YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
2020-03-02 · 5m
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
E2News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
2020-03-09 · 7m
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
E3“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
2020-03-16 · 6m
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
E4Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
2020-03-30 · 3m
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
E5Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
2020-04-06 · 5m
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
E6BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
2020-04-27 · 5m
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
E7News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
2020-03-30 · 4m
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
E8Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
2020-04-13 · 4m
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
E9A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
2020-04-20 · 6m
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
E10U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
2020-05-04 · 5m
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
E11Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
2020-05-11 · 8m
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
E12Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
2020-05-18 · 8m
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
E13God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
2020-05-25 · 5m
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
E14My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
2020-06-01 · 4m
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
E15Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
2020-06-22 · 7m
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
E16Good Morning, River View High!
2020-06-08 · 4m
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
E17Welcome to Bug News
2020-06-15 · 4m
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
E18Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
2020-06-29 · 7m
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
E19I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
2020-07-06 · 4m
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
E20Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
2020-07-13 · 8m
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
E21All Hail Cello Chigglers!
2020-07-27 · 4m
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
E22Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
2020-08-03 · 7m
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
E23True Confessions of Real Newscasters
2020-08-10 · 5m
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
E24Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
2020-08-17 · 7m
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
E25Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
2020-08-24 · 6m
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
