Season 1

2009-05-04

Parker works up the courage to ask for full Producer credit from her dreamy boss, Blake Bellamy, but winds up with a ditsy intern instead. Dee demands that Parker go shopping with her to get a more "booty-licious" butt.

2009-05-11

Upon realizing that being a mom is the newest Hollywood trend, Dee adopts Siamese twins and puts them in Parker's care, sparking some maternal instincts.

2009-05-18

Parker starts dating her hunky trainer and finds herself growing increasingly obsessed with working out and losing weight-much to her stomach's chagrin. Dee starts packing on the pounds when her ratings go up after a slight weight gain.

2009-05-25

Parker gets pulled into being Dee's very best friend forever when Dee becomes aware of how crucial it is to have one. Unfortunately, the friendship is rather one-sided and things get a little hairy.

2009-06-01

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2009-06-08

Massimo sneaks himself onto set for Doggy Dee Week and wreaks havoc-inciting the wrath of both Dee and her foot. Dee winds up on the cover of every tabloid for animal cruelty. Parker is left to clean up the publicity mess.

2009-06-15

While Parker considers an artificial life-form as a possible wedding date and more, Dee considers an alternative lifestyle as a publicity generator. Simon pitches another story, but it looks like this time they're taking him seriously.

2009-06-22

Parker receives a Daytime Talk Show award nomination, only to have the honor tarnished by Dee's lack thereof. Dee decides to embrace her inner loser as a coping mechanism. Parker tries to embrace her inner diva in a Dee hand-me-down dress.

2009-06-29

After an experimental skin treatment involving snake venom, Parker has to dig up a replacement host for Dee: Chicago. Simon decides to do a little digging of his own to uncover the truth about how old Dee really is.

2009-07-06

Chicago leaves The Dee Show for a role in a movie, causing Parker to hire herself as the perfect intern. That is until Dee promises the position to an audience member live on air. But the new intern turns out to be good-maybe too good.

2009-07-13

Parker gets in touch with her wild side after devouring a chick-lit memoir and convinces its author, Jackie Cartwright, to appear on the show. But while Parker is dreaming about spicy food and men, she may have overlooked one minor detail

2009-07-20

When Dee is poisoned on air, everyone in the show becomes a suspect including Parker. In the face of mounting evidence, Parker must prove her innocence to keep herself out of jail, all the while Dee lies in a coma fighting for her life.

2009-07-27

Dee decides she's ready to get married, making Will Powers her fifth husband. The wedding planning falls to Parker and after Dee pushes her a little too far, Parker decides it might be time for her to move on to The Victoria Show.