Season 2

2009-02-12 · 15m

Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.

2009-02-19 · 15m

Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.

2009-02-26 · 15m

When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.

2009-03-05 · 15m

Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.

2009-03-12 · 15m

Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.

2009-03-19 · 15m

When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.

2009-03-26 · 15m

Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.

2009-04-02 · 15m

A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?

2009-04-09 · 15m

Xavier has amnesia.

2009-04-16 · 15m

When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.