Directing
Chris Seaver
Born 1977-07-28 · Rochester, New York, USA
Chris Seaver has been making no budget comedy horror schlock for going on 35 years and in 2020 he and his crew were the subject of a feature length documentary “ Zero Budget Heroes: The Legend of Chris Seaver and Low Budget Pictures” by Director Zach Olivares, which toured the film fest circuit, winning several awards. It is now featured on Amazon and Tubi and has a Physical release through Zodocfilms.
Acting credits
5.0This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually repulsive place and using it for his own evil ends.
Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006
7.0Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
Destruction Kings
2006
3.5A group of moms celebrating ladys night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a ravenous horde of flesh eating corpses. Will they be able to meet up with their husbands, save their children who are away at summer camp and make it home in time for dinner? Watch Milfs Vs. Zombies and find out!
Milfs vs. Zombies
2015
3.5A group of moms celebrating ladys night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a ravenous horde of flesh eating corpses. Will they be able to meet up with their husbands, save their children who are away at summer camp and make it home in time for dinner? Watch Milfs Vs. Zombies and find out!
Milfs vs. Zombies
2015
8.0A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.
Anal Paprika
1999
NRTwo tales of fright! Dead Skin: When a jealous boyfriend kills the guy his girlfriend was cheating with, he comes back from beyond the grave for revenge! Devil's Assassin: A mysterious figure appears, and wants to kill people to sacrifice for his master.
Dark Magic
1993
NRTwo tales of fright! Dead Skin: When a jealous boyfriend kills the guy his girlfriend was cheating with, he comes back from beyond the grave for revenge! Devil's Assassin: A mysterious figure appears, and wants to kill people to sacrifice for his master.
Dark Magic
1993
NRThe Bleu Cheese Brothers is an out of this world Ernest Fan Film which shows you, the ERNEST fan, what happened after his untimely death. Two geeky and awkward brothers set out on an adventure with their shitty friend, Gothorella, to bring back Ernest from the dead, so he can finish the Last Ernest Film, "A Nightmare on Vern's Street". Before they can do so, they must battle with The Devil, who is a busty she wench that loves show tunes and EVIL. She sends her minions, Dametrie and Mendoza the Giant Boobed Porn Demon, to thwart the brothers plans to resurrect Ernest from his hellion cage.
The Bleu Cheese Brothers
2008
9.0Chris Seaver's final installment in the Anal Paprika trilogy comes to a close when Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy save the world from killer vampires.
Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001
NRA Ska salesman goes door-to-door to sell Ska products while a madman Ska hater killer is on the loose.
Bloody Nipples
1996
NRChris Seaver's Anal Paprika trilogy continues. This time, Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy must face Vampires.
Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
2000
4.0In 1945, the members of P.I.A. (Paranormal Investigation Agency) landed in Nazi Germany and defeated Hitler and his evil scheme to unleash genetically engineered man-monsters on the world. What they didn't know was that Hitler's right-hand assistant, retained a vial of his DNA! Now she plans to bring him and his creatures back and start the Fourth Reich. Only Teen Ape and his new team can save the world from doom!
Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012
7.0H and P are back in the sequel to "12 Inches of Dangling Fury" and "Drop a Deuce". This time out, the sisters are part-time students, part-time exorcists as they battle the forces of evil in the city of Bonejack Heights. Little do they know, The Devil and his small band of minions are getting pissed at the rise of fallen demons, and Lucifer must set out on his own to kill Heather and Puggly and all of their friends that get in his way.
Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005
2.6The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
Taintlight
2009
NRHigh-schooler Steffon learns his late grandfather has bequeathed his stately manor to him, to keep or to sell. The lucky teen gathers his friends and heads on over for a wild weekend party. After meeting the live-in staff and settling in, a series of mysterious murders happen. But who is the culprit? Will any of the gang survive long enough to find out?
The House On Bonejack Hill
2006
4.3In FILTHY McNASTIER, Phil the Demon is back to his old hijinks, this time granting the wish of a lonely gal who's lacking the voluptuous bosoms of her girlfriends. But as always, there's a price to pay for her new look...and this time, Phil has the vampire Razor McBleed along for the fun!
Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005
Heather and Puggly come back for a final fifth installment. This piece of lost media would have had one of Santa's Elves molest Puggly, and it's up to Heather and Puggly to stop the horny elf.
Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
2010
9.0Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman, Heather and Puggly and demon hunter Aiko are all roommates when a mysterious killer strikes. Who could be behind this mystery and why does everyone want Hugh Jackman so badly?
12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002
NRA parody of 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction' done a la Seavage style.
Four Guys Named Mr.
1995
4.1Many years have passed since the tragic events at Blood Fart Lake, where Jimmy dispatched a bunch of party going, cabin dwelling kids before he could be stopped by Ben Scrivens & his red neck pal, Leo Dechamp. Now Jimmy has returned, this time preying on a group of "Spirit Hunters" searching for the truth to his killings, & Ben must track down Leo before they're added to his list of victims!
Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012
9.5A mysterious coven helps unhappy wives murder their husbands. A deadbeat stoner turns a pizzeria into a video rental headshop, and a lost soul falls in love with a serial killer, in this queer romance cursed by black magic and the occult!
Coven of the Black Cube
2024
NRFrom Almost Night Till Almost Day was Chris Seaver's attempt to make fun of all of Quentin Tarantino's films in ONE movie. But the biggest inspiration was of course, From Dusk Til Dawn. It's almost a shot for shot parody of that film with Seaver's wacky comedy thrown in and his LBP style. Shot in 1996, two weeks BEFORE the original movie came out, he used Quentin Tarantino's script to base the movie off of, it was at the time the Biggest LBP film ever - with Action, lots of blood, Gay Vampires, home made squibs, this and that and what not and so forth. It has even been seen by Quentin himself when passed along to him through many a friend and was mentioned on his appearance on The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show.
From Almost Night Till Almost Day
1996
3.4A buffoonish candy addict, named Mulva, and her misfit friends, are forced to fight for her Halloween candy against hordes of zombies that rise from the dead on Halloween night.
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001
4.3Two bookish women, whom crave adventure and bad taste, suddenly turn into sexy ladies after being zapped with a spell by a sex-starved ghost.
Filthy McNasty
2002
Behind the camera
6.0It's "Death Wish" meets "Savage Streets" meets "Monty Python" in this over the top 80's style revenge comedy. When their best fighter, Dewback, is killed, the Queafs must exact bloody vengeance! In the middle of their war, a lone nomad warrior comes into the picture & begrudgingly helps the girls on their quest for revenge.
Moist Fury
2011
6.0It's "Death Wish" meets "Savage Streets" meets "Monty Python" in this over the top 80's style revenge comedy. When their best fighter, Dewback, is killed, the Queafs must exact bloody vengeance! In the middle of their war, a lone nomad warrior comes into the picture & begrudgingly helps the girls on their quest for revenge.
Moist Fury
2011
5.0This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually repulsive place and using it for his own evil ends.
Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006
5.0This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually repulsive place and using it for his own evil ends.
Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006
5.0This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually repulsive place and using it for his own evil ends.
Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006
6.0Four geeky friends seeking to lose their virginity go on one last summer adventure after they find out about a very gross and curious rumor they must investigate.
The Weirdsies
2015
NRA lunatic crashes a theater's midnight Troma marathon.
Film Crew
2008
NRInspired by the 1980s comedy hits Teen Wolf and Ski School, this low-budget spoof centers on a group of ski bums who are forced to momentarily set their non-stop partying ways aside to save their favorite ski resort from a hostile takeover. Packed with mischief, mayhem and moon-worshipping werewolves, this hilarious B-movie stars Casey Bowker, cult film legend Trent Haaga and adult film star Alix Lakehurst.
Ski Wolf
2008
NRInspired by the 1980s comedy hits Teen Wolf and Ski School, this low-budget spoof centers on a group of ski bums who are forced to momentarily set their non-stop partying ways aside to save their favorite ski resort from a hostile takeover. Packed with mischief, mayhem and moon-worshipping werewolves, this hilarious B-movie stars Casey Bowker, cult film legend Trent Haaga and adult film star Alix Lakehurst.
Ski Wolf
2008
NRWET HEAT pays homage to the spy genre as Teenape is sprung from prison to track down the kidnapped "President of Show Business" before all of Hollywood crumbles!
Wet Heat
2008
7.0Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
Destruction Kings
2006
7.0Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
Destruction Kings
2006
7.0Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
Destruction Kings
2006
NRSam and Jason are best buds who enjoy being DJs at their local college radio station. When their friend Becky witnesses the murder of her neighbor, Sam gets the bright idea to interview her for the show. Little do the duo know that killer - known only as The Sadness - is tuned in. Now he is stalking the halls of the school and there is no escape from his wrath!
The Sadness
2005
NRIt’s 1986, the weather is hot and the babes are WET! Join Lance, Lucas, Rick and Wheels as they head on down to the coolest beach around, STOINKY BEACH. After Rick's girlfriend Ariel dumps him for spending too much time on his brats and bros, he and his sex-starved buddies decide to travel to the hottest beach around, Stoinky Beach. Where the bros are drenched in sweat and the babes are moist and stoinky! With the help of an alien friend named “Blumpy”, they will not only meet the boobs of their dreams but realize that a weekend at Stoinky Beach will solidify that friends for eternity, loyalty and honesty are their true reward!
Stoinky Beach
2013
2.0Joey Jeremiah's friends have gathered near Blood Stool Creek for a party weekend to throw their ambitious friend a ""get laid"" party. Teens... woods... beer... sex... what could possibly go wrong? Well the wooded area that plays host to their good times houses a sinister beast. He's blood thirsty, intelligent, eloquent, covered in hair, and HORNY as hell... it's SEXSQUATCH!
Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013
2.0Joey Jeremiah's friends have gathered near Blood Stool Creek for a party weekend to throw their ambitious friend a ""get laid"" party. Teens... woods... beer... sex... what could possibly go wrong? Well the wooded area that plays host to their good times houses a sinister beast. He's blood thirsty, intelligent, eloquent, covered in hair, and HORNY as hell... it's SEXSQUATCH!
Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek
2013
4.0When a group of college pals retreats to an isolated cabin for a rowdy weekend of debauchery and carnal pleasures, a madman dons his creepy scarecrow costume and begins to prey upon the unsuspecting youths in unusually creative ways.
Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2009
4.0When a group of college pals retreats to an isolated cabin for a rowdy weekend of debauchery and carnal pleasures, a madman dons his creepy scarecrow costume and begins to prey upon the unsuspecting youths in unusually creative ways.
Terror at Blood Fart Lake
2009
2.0Troma Team Video presents the Third Reich film anthology! First up is "The Secret of the Magic Mushrooms" where two young friends go deep in the woods to camp and drink. As they get totally drunk, a terrible accident occurs and one of the friends loses his life. But is death really the end? Maybe a handful of those legendary magic mushrooms can bring him back to life. Next is "Attack of the Tromaggot". The illegal activities of the Mucus Mucus Corporation have left the sewers of Maggotown full of toxic waste. When a tiny maggot escapes from a nearby lab and falls down a drain, directly into a the deadly chemicals, it mutates into the horrifying Tromaggot, a bloodthirsty beast! Will the incompetent police force of Maggotown stop the monster before it's too late? Finally we have "Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse".
Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies
2013
8.0A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.
Anal Paprika
1999
8.0A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.
Anal Paprika
1999
10.025 years after kicking zombie ass, an all new Mulva is here to ward off a couple of moronic bullies as well as a demon invasion threatening to derail yet another Halloween party in this 2025 reboot.
Mulva: Demon Ass Kicker
2025
10.025 years after kicking zombie ass, an all new Mulva is here to ward off a couple of moronic bullies as well as a demon invasion threatening to derail yet another Halloween party in this 2025 reboot.
Mulva: Demon Ass Kicker
2025