Melissa Paladino

1867. The Civil War is over but in the untamed West, old feuds still burn - and old evils still live. When beautiful madam Lacy Everett decides to pack up her establishment and move it deeper West, she heads for untamed territory and the infamous Fort Doom. But the girls find themselves stranded miles away from their destination, as no traveler dares approach the deadly fort, rumored to be terrorized by a gruesome killer. Determined to set up shop, Lacy and her crew take over the Fort. But the killer is no legend - and he will take what is his...

When a group of eccentric loners is scapegoated by the government and forced into a ridiculous group therapy program as part of its war on violence they must come together to stand up for their right to be alone.

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.