Joe Theismann

Acting

Joe Theismann

Born 1949-09-09 · New Brunswick, New Jersey, USA

Acting credits

Cannonball Run II poster
5.4

When a wealthy sheikh puts up $1 million in prize money for a cross-country car race, there is one person crazy enough to hit the road hard with wheels spinning fast. Legendary driver J.J. McClure enters the competition along with his friend Victor and together they set off across the American landscape in a madcap action-adventure destined to test their wits and automobile skills.

Cannonball Run II

1984

Love on the Sidelines poster
6.3

A down-on-her-luck young woman who falls into a job as a personal assistant to a star quarterback sidelined with an injury. He's never had a female assistant before and she knows nothing about football.

Love on the Sidelines

2016

The Man with Bogart's Face poster
6.0

In this send-up of the Humphrey Bogart detective films of the 1940s, a man idolizes Bogart so much that he has his features altered to look exactly like him and then opens up a detective agency under the name Sam Marlow.

The Man with Bogart's Face

1980

The Man from Left Field poster
6.6

When a group of wisecracking, baseball-obsessed teenage boys lose their coach, they fear disqualification from the upcoming Little League championships. Their unlikely salvation appears in the person of Jack, a homeless and apparently mute drifter who wanders in, literally, from left field.

The Man from Left Field

1993

SnowComing poster
6.5

Samantha, once jilted by her high school sweetheart Jake during Snowcoming, returns home to honor her football coach father, who’s retiring, and runs into Jake, now a famous quarterback. After seeing the library needs updating, Samantha asks Jake to use his celebrity as a draw for a “Tailgate at the Library” fundraiser.

SnowComing

2019

He Did Go All the Way: A Chris Berman Tribute poster
NR

A look at the life of sportscaster Chris Berman and his thirty-five plus year career with ESPN.

He Did Go All the Way: A Chris Berman Tribute

2017

Good Luck poster
4.9

Bernard "Bern" Lemly is fed up with being in a wheelchair and wants more out of life. Meanwhile, former football player Tony "Ole" Olezniak is stewing after recently losing his sight. The men soon realize they can put their frustrated energy to good use by competing in a whitewater rafting race on Oregon's Rouge River. In the process, they discover their disabilities don't have to destroy their dreams.

Good Luck

1997

Matchup of the Millenium poster
NR

Using archive footage and CGI this film presents the fictional match ups between the 1960s Packers vs. the 1980s 49ers for the right to play in the 'Millennium Bowl' against the winner of the 1970s Steelers vs. the 1990s Cowboys.

Matchup of the Millenium

2000

Mr. Bill Does Vegas poster
NR

Mr. Bill heads west to cruise the strip in Las Vegas.

Mr. Bill Does Vegas

2002

The All New NFL Football Follies poster
NR

This collection of football follies comes from Sports Illustrated and was a subscription bonus for signing up to the magazine.

The All New NFL Football Follies

1986