Marc Charron

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

Television news celebrity April Carson turns to the services of private investigator Isaac Beaumonde to seek her missing sister, a stripper known as Gigi Spot. Carson assumes a role in a horror movie in the process, eventually learning that the movie's director, Able Whitman, is not only the culprit, but that he has rendered her sister's body into props for the production.

The mayor is busy balancing his job, his family and his mistress. His brother is busy making prank calls. His wife is busy confronting her brother. His daughter is busy defending a classmate from a group of bullies. His constituents are busy enjoying the big motocross race. What about the bees? The bees are about to get busy, stinging people to death!