Neus Asensi

Acting

Neus Asensi

Born

1965-08-04 (61)

Place of birth

Barcelona, Spain

Known for

Acting

Credits

58 titles

Maria dels Àngels Asensio i Liñán known as Neus Asensi (Barcelona, 4 August 1965) is a Spanish actress. She had a very complete training to become an actress. She studied classic dance for 5 years and jazz-dance. She studied drama in the centre "La Casona" and one speech therapy course. She has a feature role in the Spanish TV comedy Los hombres de Paco. Description above from the Wikipedia article Neus Asensi, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known for

Film credits

2020s · 5 titles

2010s · 5 titles

2000s · 19 titles

Torrente 2: Mission in Marbella poster
6.1

For this second film in the cult comedy series Torrente takes our fat police officer from Madrid to Marbella in Spain to investigate a villain’s plot to destroy the city with a missile. This James Bond style slapstick comedy became the most successful box-office film in Spanish film history beating out only the first Torrente film.

Torrente 2: Mission in Marbella

2001

Heart of the Warrior poster
5.0

Beldar and Sonja, a pair of thieves, steal a precious gem from the crypt of the Order of the Thousand Eyes, a daring act that will lead to unforeseen consequences.

Heart of the Warrior

2000

Arachnid poster
4.3

Mercer's brother, an amateur pilot, crashes on an island and is killed by a giant spider. A year later, when Mercer goes in search of him, she discovers a breed of venomous arachnids ready to attack.

Arachnid

2001

Esta noche, no poster
6.0

A court in the Republic of China sentences Spanish citizen Luis Ortega to six years in prison for illegal diamond trafficking. After serving his sentence, Luis is repatriated. From Barajas, he tries to locate his partner Rita Fernández, but is unsuccessful. Rita has rebuilt her life and works in an important art gallery where she meets an English dealer, with whom she falls in love. However, Luis locates Rita and shows up at the gallery. He blackmails her into disappearing again, but the situation becomes more complicated, and Luis makes her life miserable.

Esta noche, no

2002

Goodbye from the Heart poster
6.4

Juan is now in his fifties, has a protruding belly, dyes his hair gray and lives alone with a cat who has urinary problems, but despite this, women still find him attractive.

Goodbye from the Heart

2000

Tempus fugit poster
6.7

Tempus Fugit explores the effects of being able to travel back and forth in time in boring and insignificant installments – half-day to 6-7 days, at a stretch. But the point is, much like Butterfly Effect (the film – the wikipedia definition!), small, utterly insignificant, initial variations can/ may lead to large changes in the long term. This fascinating theory is clubbed along with an average-nobody’s seemingly inconsequential every day act becoming significant enough to save the world – to an incredible effect.

Tempus fugit

2003

Bienvenido a casa poster
5.3

Young couple Samuel and Eva move to Madrid and start living together when he finds work as a photographer. Although Samuel doesn't knows, Eva's expecting a baby.

Bienvenido a casa

2006

El forastero poster
6.0

A stranger arrives in the country from a distant galaxy. He lands somewhere in the Andes near the small town of Paucartambo in Cusco. He comes from an annihilated planet and has been sent in search of a habitable world where his civilization can settle. When the stranger enters into contact with the village people he gradually regains his human condition. He finds love and sex with a prostitute, who is waiting for miracle, he finds a strange mixture of goodness and greed in the village mayor and his family and with the indigenous poet and shaman he grows closer to the bounty, beauty and unfathomable mystery of nature.

El forastero

2002

The Biggest Robbery Ever Told poster
5.9

Lucas Santos, named El Santo is petty thief going continuously in and out of jail. Tired of small thefts, he aims to strike a blow that makes him famous and become the star of all media. His wife Lucia, a comprehensive and sweet woman, while awaiting the return of her husband, works as a stripper at a nightclub. Finally, Lucas gathers a band of petty thieves and decides to steal, from the National Museum of Art Reina Sofía, its most valuable painting: Picasso's Guernica.

The Biggest Robbery Ever Told

2002

Moscow Gold poster
5.5

In an odd destiny coincidence and hospital employee reiceives some important and confident information from a dying old man. He shares it with one friend and both start a crazy and extravangant adventure.

Moscow Gold

2003

Tú eliges poster
1.0

Several characters from different social backgrounds cross paths in the course of one day: a 50 year old woman who refuses to grow up, a millionaire who provides in-home counseling on Feng Shui while searching for her son, a pop star, a struggling actor, and a selfish theater director.

Tú eliges

2009

School of Seduction poster
3.9

"Escuela de seducción" is an acceptable comedy which deals, for the umpteenth time, with the war of the sexes using misunderstandings and fake personalities as dramatic resources. The premise is by no means original, but this is something most films lack nowadays, and therefore the result could have been more than acceptable.

School of Seduction

2004

Robbery at 3 O'clock… and Half poster
5.7

A German bank buys a small Spanish entity and announces to its employees that it will pre-retire them on January 1st. The cashier Galindo proposes his fellow coworkers a plan to steal a large sum of euros which will arrive on New Year's Eve.

Robbery at 3 O'clock… and Half

2003

Killer Housewives poster
6.0

In Madrid, Azu's husband Filipe is smug and boorish, but it's his money she slips to family members constantly in need of cash and that she uses to buy gifts for her lover, Pablo. Things start to fall apart when Pablo wants to leave her and when Filipe wants to evict Azu's cousin from a butcher shop he rents. Azu hatches a plan that relies on her sister, her cousin the butcher, and his mentally-challenged delivery man. When things start to go wrong, can Azu make them right?

Killer Housewives

2001

El paraíso ya no es lo que era poster
4.2

Mercedes (Neus Asensi) Mariángeles (Ana Risueño) and Carmen (Miriam Diaz Aroca) need to escape something: the stress of the job, a divorce or a gray and boring existence. And all three are looking for something: a love affair in an exotic country. The destination is Tunisia, land of contrasts, from the deserts and beaches. But far from land into a paradise unprecedented journey undertaken with a group of quirky characters.

El paraíso ya no es lo que era

2001

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Bed poster
NR

Esteban and Virginia do what they usually do together, but is it out of love or out of habit and fear of loneliness? Would daily routines work just as well with someone else? A depiction of a dead end relationship.

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Bed

2003

Lost in Galicia poster
7.3

No synopsis available yet.

Lost in Galicia

2009

Cuerpo a la carta poster
NR

No synopsis available yet.

Cuerpo a la carta

2007

Corazón de bombón poster
4.7

Luis must pass himself off as a woman when he is discovered at the home of one of his lovers. In his role as a woman he meets another woman, with whom he strikes up a friendship or something more.

Corazón de bombón

2001

1990s · 18 titles

Torrente: The Dumb Arm of the Law poster
6.5

A former policeman enlists his nerdy friend to help bust drug traffickers moving heroin through a Chinese restaurant.

Torrente: The Dumb Arm of the Law

1998

Chechu and Family poster
5.3

Chechu is a 13 year old boy who lives surrounded by peculiar people: his grandfather, his uncle, and two maids. He falls in love with one of them.

Chechu and Family

1992

The Girl of Your Dreams poster
6.5

During the Spanish Civil War, a troupe of Spanish filmmakers is invited to shoot a film at UFA studios in Nazi Germany.

The Girl of Your Dreams

1998

Hermana, ¿pero qué has hecho? poster
5.1

Sister Angela and Sister Mary park his van in front of a bank branch. They enter the bank and with the weapons hidden under their habits, commit the robbery of the century, to the astonishment of all employees and customers. After thorough police investigation the two nuns are arrested, but then appears Trini, twin sister of one of them and now all is not so clear. Were the nuns who committed the robbery?

Hermana, ¿pero qué has hecho?

1995

Tabarka poster
NR

Juan, a political activist from the 1960s, arrives on Tabarca, a Mediterranean island, with Simone, a fellow activist and friend. He is trying to escape both the police and his comrades, who consider him a traitor for having killed Casanovas, a double agent whose true nature only he knows. Once on the island, Juan adapts to a closed, provincial world, becoming entangled in a web of intrigue, jealousy, and revenge.

Tabarka

1997

Wild Boys poster
7.0

No synopsis available yet.

Wild Boys

1994

La sal de la vida poster
8.0

The film tells in a funny way the ups and downs of a widower who would like to marry again. But his choice to take a young woman as the bride does not conform with what his three daughters want as stepmother. Naturally this will cause all kinds of irritation and problems

La sal de la vida

1996

Disturbed poster
5.8

It tells the story of a psychopath, an asocial geek so obsessed with sex that he continually connects everything he sees with sexual organs and behaviors. One night he explodes murdering a sensual woman, followed by a series of attempts by psychiatrists to try to cure his obsession.

Disturbed

1993

Una chica entre un millón poster
8.2

Miguel is a rich heir who is robbed shortly before his wedding. The appearance of a mysterious woman saves him. Since then he has been obsessed with finding her.

Una chica entre un millón

1994

Siempre hay un camino a la derecha poster
9.0

"There's Always a Way to the Right" is the name of a sensational television program with a large audience. The host portrays the lives of unfortunate people, trying to convince them that their fortunes can change whenever they set their minds to it.

Siempre hay un camino a la derecha

1997

Jet Marbella Set poster
4.8

No synopsis available yet.

Jet Marbella Set

1991

Brujas poster
4.8

Three women from three different generations and walks of life find themselves in a very hot, semi-deserted Spanish town. Patricia is a 17 year old roaming Spain in search for a certain man; Sol is 27, a door-to-door salesgirl in dire economic straits who has just been thrown out of her apartment; and Virginia is a middle aged housewife, who after 20 years decides to start a new life. These three spend a very unique 24 hour period together, often acting, as the title suggests, as modern day "witches".

Brujas

1996

Suspiros de España (y Portugal) poster
5.3

After the death of the abbot of a small convent the two monks who are left discover among the papers of the passed away abbot letters from the mother of one of them indicating that he is the natural son of a landowner in Extremadura. In order to claim the legacy of his friend the monk who has lived outside the convent for some time plans their voyage to the property of his father picking up on their way his daughter and lover. Once in Extremadura things look a little different to what the plans say.

Suspiros de España (y Portugal)

1995

Sevilla Connection poster
7.0

No synopsis available yet.

Sevilla Connection

1992

Supernova poster
3.8

Count Nado, is in love with Fénix, an intergalactic singer. Unable to achieve it with traditional methods, the evil Nado kidnaps the scientist Avelina to make a replica of the singer, creating Supernova.

Supernova

1993

El amor sí tiene cura poster
9.0

No synopsis available yet.

El amor sí tiene cura

1991

La herida luminosa poster
6.0

Dr. Molinos, a prestigious cardiologist, and his wife Isabel are going through a serious marital crisis. They live in Oviedo, in the oppressive Spain of the 50s, in the company of two maids: Escolástica and Jovita. His only daughter, Maribel, entered a convent of nuns. The unexpected love felt by Dr. Molinos for Julia, a young doctor who is much younger than him, makes him feel alive again.

La herida luminosa

1997

Jistory: Santiago Segura Corto Greatest Jits poster
NR

No synopsis available yet.

Jistory: Santiago Segura Corto Greatest Jits

1997

Series credits

Paco's Men poster
7.8

Follows police officer Francisco "Paco" Miranda and his men through funny cases.

Paco's Men

2005

Colegio Mayor poster
2.0

No synopsis available yet.

Colegio Mayor

1994

Crònica negra poster
NR

Crònica negra is a gripping anthology crime series based on the short stories of renowned Spanish author Andreu Martín. Inspired by actual, real-life headlines from the crime and mystery sections of local newspapers, each self-contained episode masterfully blends reality with fiction. The series delves into the shadows of everyday life, reconstructing the unexpected events, psychological motives, and human tragedies behind some of the era's most shocking crimes.

Crònica negra

1988

Crònica negra poster
NR

Crònica negra is a gripping anthology crime series based on the short stories of renowned Spanish author Andreu Martín. Inspired by actual, real-life headlines from the crime and mystery sections of local newspapers, each self-contained episode masterfully blends reality with fiction. The series delves into the shadows of everyday life, reconstructing the unexpected events, psychological motives, and human tragedies behind some of the era's most shocking crimes.

Crònica negra

1988

Superstar poster
6.2

Set deep in the chaos of the early 2000s, this series reimagines the life of pop icon Tamara — and her metamorphosis into Yurena — as never seen before.

Superstar

2025

Superstar poster
6.2

Set deep in the chaos of the early 2000s, this series reimagines the life of pop icon Tamara — and her metamorphosis into Yurena — as never seen before.

Superstar

2025

No artwork available
10.0

No synopsis available yet.

Habitación 503

1993

No artwork available
NR

No synopsis available yet.

Crónicas urbanas

1991

Me Sometimes Always poster
6.0

A pregnant woman navigates life as a single mom in Barcelona, facing ups and downs as she raises her toddler son in the vibrant Spanish city.

Me Sometimes Always

2026

Entre naranjos poster
4.0

Rafael Brull is the only son of a powerful landowning family in a small Mediterranean town. When he meets Leonora, a mysterious opera singer, his family try to stop their courtship.

Entre naranjos

1998