J. David Ruby

Aging baseball star who goes by the nickname, Mr. 3000, finds out many years after retirement that he didn't quite reach 3,000 hits. Now at age 47 he's back to try and reach that goal.

Bobby Riley is an affable Irish-American guy-next-door, gay and still in the closet. Bobby's discomfort with being openly gay is a source of friction in his relationship with his partner, Andy. His sister, straight-talking lawyer Maggie, knows Bobby's secret, and when their father dies, she persuades him to come out to his three brothers. The revelation doesn't just surprise his brothers, it forces some other family secrets to be revealed.

The sexual misadventures of several amorous adolescents. Giggles gets blackmailed by the sleazy Willie, who has several photos of her in compromising positions. Giggles' older brother Jock decides to help his sister by convincing his girlfriend Joanie to take care of Willie. Meanwhile, lascivious strumpet Velvet gets a job working for a pervert.