Alec Lambert

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

Alex, a devoted member of an armored combat organization, measures his worth in violent spectacle. When a brutal duel shatters his ego, he spirals into the group’s traditionalist dogma, a fusion of medieval LARP and far-right grievance. After a street confrontation escalates from mockery to physical rage, Alex’s performative chivalry collapses into raw aggression.

Stingy Jack returns to wreak his pumpkinny havoc, but this time he's reborn through an unsuspecting descendant in the HEAT of the Summer. By the end of the carnage, it's Rose, our Hero Vs. Stingy Jack for total supremacy!

Joey Jeremiah's friends have gathered near Blood Stool Creek for a party weekend to throw their ambitious friend a ""get laid"" party. Teens... woods... beer... sex... what could possibly go wrong? Well the wooded area that plays host to their good times houses a sinister beast. He's blood thirsty, intelligent, eloquent, covered in hair, and HORNY as hell... it's SEXSQUATCH!

Third film in the Stoinky Saga.