Dian Bachar

Acting

Dian Bachar

Born 1970-10-26 · Denver, Colorado, USA

Dian Bachar (born October 26, 1970 in Denver, Colorado) is an American actor. He is most notable for his roles in various films by or starring his friends Trey Parker and Matt Stone, such as Cannibal! The Musical (George Noon), Orgazmo (Ben Chapleski) and his most famous role as Kenny "Squeak" Scolari in 1998's BASEketball, as well as making the occasional appearance on South Park. He also appeared as an alien engineer in Galaxy Quest, although the bulk of his scenes were cut (but can be seen on the DVD). Description above from the Wikipedia article Dian Bachar, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Acting credits

Snatch poster
7.8

Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookies, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers, and supposedly Jewish jewellers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond.

Snatch

2000

Nightmare Alley poster
6.9

An ambitious carnival man with a talent for manipulating people with a few well-chosen words hooks up with a female psychologist who is even more dangerous than he is.

Nightmare Alley

2021

Galaxy Quest poster
7.1

For four years, the courageous crew of the NSEA Protector — Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, Lieutenant Tawny Madison, and Doctor Lazarus — set off on a thrilling and often dangerous mission in space... until their series was cancelled! Now, twenty years later, aliens under attack have mistaken the Galaxy Quest television transmissions for "historical documents" and beam up the crew of has-been actors to save the universe. With no script, no director, and no clue, the actors must turn in the performances of their lives.

Galaxy Quest

1999

Orgazmo poster
6.1

A devout Mormon living in L.A. becomes a pornographic actor after his martial arts moves impress a big-time director.

Orgazmo

1998

BASEketball poster
6.1

Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop and Remer, invent a new game combining basketball with the rules of baseball. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. When a rival owner wants to institute major rule changes, Coop and Remer's team is the only one standing in the way.

BASEketball

1998

The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle poster
4.3

Rocky and Bullwinkle have been living off the finances made from the reruns of their cartoon show. Boris and Natasha somehow manage to crossover into reality and team up with Fearless Leader, an evil criminal turned media mogul with some evil plans up his sleeve. Rocky and Bullwinkle must stop the three of them before they wreak havoc.

The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle

2000

Off-Time poster
NR

Cliff Raines is an up-and-coming actor who struggles with living a lonely life in Los Angeles. In his time between roles, he finds comfort in alcohol and his new found relationship with a young woman with similar baggage to his.

Off-Time

2022

Cannibal! The Musical poster
6.4

Heading through Colorado Territory in search of gold and women, Alferd Packer and his group of bemused companions find themselves lost, starving and musically inspired by the obstacles they confront along the way, including a die-hard Confederate cyclops, a trio of surly trappers, a tribe of Japanese-speaking "Indians," and ultimately, each other.

Cannibal! The Musical

1996

Your Studio and You poster
6.9

A parody of 1950s corporate/industrial films, commissioned by Universal Pictures executives after the studio's purchase by Seagrams, and featuring cameos by many stars and directors.

Your Studio and You

1995

Time Warped poster
6.0

A musical romp through time.

Time Warped

1995

No Rules poster
4.0

This action film follows the triumphs of a small town mixed martial artist whose good hearted actions, desire to be an MMA champion and the haunting visions of his parent's double murder lead him to a Cagefighting showdown; where he is forced to face his fears, defend his family name, fathers honor, and in the end risk his own life in the cage.

No Rules

2005

National Lampoon's TV: The Movie poster
4.3

A celebration of the ever increasing depravity of television in our society-- it's a channel surfing adventure through the most utterly ridiculous spoofed television programming and commercials.

National Lampoon's TV: The Movie

2006

Electric Apricot poster
6.2

Electric Apricot is a spoof of jam bands centered on the titular band, presented in the style of "This Is Spinal Tap."

Electric Apricot

2007

White T poster
4.8

Rapping twins Herbert (Jerod Mixon) and Henry (Jamal Mixon) get a shot at stardom when they purchase a prize-winning T-shirt that lands them a chance to perform alongside a hip-hop legend, but they find their dreams going up in flames when their nemesis Kevin (Robbie Kaller) steals the shirt as well as the spotlight. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

White T

2013

The Book Of Orgazmo poster
NR

Ever wonder how they ever managed to make a movie like Orgazmo? Well, bickering duo Elder Tom and Elder Mattt host this tour of the mind of creator Trey Parker and what inspired him to make the movie. Even interviewed are the cast and crew, even features scenes of the original 16mm trailer and more never seen footage. Also discussed is "Does shaving your balls really make the ol' johnson look bigger, how fans loved the movie, collected the merchandise and danced the disco music. Also shown are behind-the-scenes looks at the movie, as well as how difficult each effect was in doing since they didn't have the convenience of computer animation back then.

The Book Of Orgazmo

2003

The Bet poster
4.7

A down on his luck man gets into an absurd but high stakes bet where he has one summer to find, and hook up with, every girl he had a crush on from 1st to 12th grade.

The Bet

2016

The Murders of Brandywine Theater poster
4.0

Depressed, small-town ventriloquist Henry finally comes out of his shell when his puppet ‘Moxxy’ begins speaking up for him. All is seemingly well until the cruel and charismatic puppet becomes uncontrollable, resulting in a bizarre battle of wills and even murder.

The Murders of Brandywine Theater

2014

The Life of Lucky Cucumber poster
NR

Wannabe filmmakers Phillip Fellini (Sam Maccarone) and Forrest Fonda (Preston Lacy) think they've found the subject of a lifetime when they meet a cave-dwelling, beer-swilling Missouri backwoodsman named Lucky "Cucumber" Cavanaugh (Dian Bachar), rumored to be the unluckiest man alive. But when Lucky's fortunes begin to turn, he and the filmmakers end up on a wild adventure in a comic mockumentary.

The Life of Lucky Cucumber

2008

The Man in the Silo poster
NR

Racial family conflict results in a horrific car accident that leaves Marcus Wells a successful African American executive, proud husband and father--alone, in a secret world of guilt and despair, while he cares for his wife's incapacitated grandmother. Displaced from city to farm life, Marcus faces his darkest fears, his wife's vengeful grandmother, and the truth about himself.

The Man in the Silo

2016

Aaah! Roach! poster
NR

City Center College is about to experience a "Hell Week" unlike any before. When a group of fraternity students accidentally unleashes a plague of chemically altered man-eating roaches on campus, students and faculty start disappearing left and right. Now it's up to Officer Johnson (Casper Van Dien) to figure out what's happening and save his daughter (Grace Van Dien) and her friends before it's too late. Prepare yourself for the creepy new thriller that will make you scream - Aaah. Roach.

Aaah! Roach!

Retreat! poster
NR

Inspired by war films from the 1950's, Retreat! tells the story of nine U.S. Soldiers who were forced to retreat into unknown territories deep in the heart of Korea.

Retreat!

2012

Loaded Deck poster
NR

An undercover cop falls in love with his target. When their heist goes wrong and suspicion turns on him, he must prove someone else in the crew is the snitch, or she's going to kill him.

Loaded Deck

Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary poster
3.0

The hardest group you've never heard of is back. Gangsta Rap is a mockumentary based on a group of over the hill gangster rappers (circa NWA), trying to make a comeback. Its a hilarious look at the soft underbelly of hard core hip hop.

Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary

2007