Theo Maassen

Acting

Theo Maassen

Born 1966-12-08 · Oegstgeest, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Theo Maassen is a Dutch comedian and actor who grew up in the village of Zijtaart (municipality of Veghel) in the Dutch province of North Brabant. He currently lives in Eindhoven. In addition to his shows, he has also made a number of appearances in films.

Acting credits

Black Book poster
7.5

Israel, 1956: Jewish teacher Rachel Stein rather unexpectedly meets an old friend at the kibbutz. It brings back memories of her experiences in the Netherlands during the war, memories of betrayal. In September 1944, Rachel's hiding place is bombed by Allied troops; she makes contact with a resistance member and joins a group of Jews to be smuggled across the Biesbosch to the freed South Netherlands. Only Rachel escapes a massacre by patrol Germans, and is rescued by a resistance group under the leadership of Gerben Kuipers, whose son is captured trying to smuggle weapons. Kuipers asks Rachel to seduce SS-hauptsturmführer Ludwig Müntze, a mission that she will soon learn that the boat attack wasn't a coincidence.

Black Book

2006

Shit Happens poster
5.9

When they are confronted with the disease of the pater familias, all the members of the Liefhebber family have to face their fears, faults and their troubled interrelationships.

Shit Happens

2019

New Kids Turbo poster
6.3

Five friends from 'Maaskantje' are getting fired because of the economic crisis. They decide that they won't pay for anything anymore.

New Kids Turbo

2010

Dunya & Desie poster
6.9

Dunya and Desie are two 18 year old best friends from Amsterdam North. Dunya is Moroccan and Desie is Dutch. On Dunya's Birthday she is told that her marriage has been arranged with a distant cousin in Morocco. Dunya and her family will travel to Morocco to meet him. After Desie discovers that she is pregnant she joins Dunya in Morocco in a search for Desies father.

Dunya & Desie

2008

Miss Minoes poster
6.7

A cat who turns into a young woman helps a journalist protect their town from a factory boss with an evil plan.

Miss Minoes

2001

Theo Maassen: Neuk het Systeem poster
7.0

Registration of the second theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Theo Maassen: Neuk het Systeem

1995

Theo Maassen: Tegen beter weten in poster
7.1

Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point). Since 2000, Maassens shows are shown on Dutch national television, making him more and more a household name.

Theo Maassen: Tegen beter weten in

2006

Façades poster
4.6

When her mother abandons her dementing father, Alex unexpectedly finds herself at a crossroads. As she moves back in the parental house to look after her father, she starts questioning her own life. Does she want to stay with her adulterous husband? She tolerated his affairs for years, but is she really happy with him? Or should she, like her parents, drop the facade?

Façades

2017

Bros Before Hos poster
6.1

Because of a bad marriage of their parents, two brothers Jules and Max made a pact never to get into a relationship with a woman. Therefore, they live a party-life in which they sleep with a different girl every day. However this changes when Jules starts to date Anna and Max falls in love with her. Can their bromance overcome this love triangle.

Bros Before Hos

2013

Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon poster
6.9

Registration of the sixt theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon

2009

Theo Maassen: Bepaalde Dingen poster
6.8

Registration of the first theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Theo Maassen: Bepaalde Dingen

1994

Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit poster
6.3

Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point).

Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit

1998

Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening poster
6.5

Theo Maassen puts his teeth in his first-ever New Year's conference. Twelve months, 52 weeks, 365 days, reduced to 70 nerve-wracking minutes. Maassen asked young super talent Tim Fransen for help writing this conference, his favorite band Stuurbaard Bakkebaard will accompany him.

Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening

2013

Theo Maassen: Functioneel Naakt poster
6.4

Registration of the fourth theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Theo Maassen: Functioneel Naakt

2001

Theo Maassen: Vankwaadtoterger poster
6.8

Theo Maassen is back. In all its anger, indignation, amazement about so much stupidity and lack of empathy in society, and advocates understanding and reconciliation.

Theo Maassen: Vankwaadtoterger

2017

The Domino Effect poster
5.0

If global economy came to a sudden stop what would be the effect on families worldwide? People in different countries or continents might not seem to be interrelated but there is more than meets the eye and we might be more connected than we sometimes like to think.

The Domino Effect

2012

Theo Maassen: Met alle respect poster
6.9

Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life.

Theo Maassen: Met alle respect

2012

No artwork available
5.0

The witness walks through the corridors of a courthouse, a floating camera following her. In a pale flashback, she is sternly interrogated by two policemen. In her flashbacks during the examination, we see the events, which seem realistic, but repeatedly turn out to be as changeable and unreliable as the human memory. At a great pace, the three narrative threads take turns, while the witness grows more and more anxious.

The Witness

2006

Amazones poster
5.5

Four women are sick of being poor. They decide to rob a bank. They are surprised how easily they get away with it and start to commit more robberies. When the net finally closes around them they decide to make one last big hit.

Amazones

2004

Nothing to Lose poster
6.6

A man convicted of killing his own father and sister escapes from a long-stay criminal hospital to track down his estranged mother, whom he believes can prove his innocence.

Nothing to Lose

2008

Interview poster
6.1

A middle-aged journalist interviews the real-life Dutch star Katja Schuurman, in her own loft. Pierre, the journalist is annoyed at being given such a fluffy assignment, as he is normally a political correspondent. Initially he has no questions for Katja, but soon they are coaxing their darkest secrets out of each other.

Interview

2003

Theo Maassen: Situatie Gewijzigd poster
8.0

Registration of the tenth theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen. Maassen investigates differences between men and women, white and black.

Theo Maassen: Situatie Gewijzigd

2020

Grandpa Cor poster
5.1

When Grandpa Cor has to take care of his grandson Coentje, he gets tempted to participate in a card tournament and loses track of Coentje. His daughter Carola is furious and forbids her father from having any further contact with his grandson

Grandpa Cor

2024

Night Run poster
5.7

Dennis is a taxi driver trying to start out his own company. One day, he gets the opportunity to buy a scarce and expensive but lucrative license.

Night Run

2006

Behind the camera

Theo Maassen: Neuk het Systeem poster
7.0

Registration of the second theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Theo Maassen: Neuk het Systeem

1995

Theo Maassen: Tegen beter weten in poster
7.1

Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point). Since 2000, Maassens shows are shown on Dutch national television, making him more and more a household name.

Theo Maassen: Tegen beter weten in

2006

Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon poster
6.9

Registration of the sixt theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon

2009

Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon poster
6.9

Registration of the sixt theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon

2009

Theo Maassen: Bepaalde Dingen poster
6.8

Registration of the first theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Theo Maassen: Bepaalde Dingen

1994

Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit poster
6.3

Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point).

Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit

1998

Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening poster
6.5

Theo Maassen puts his teeth in his first-ever New Year's conference. Twelve months, 52 weeks, 365 days, reduced to 70 nerve-wracking minutes. Maassen asked young super talent Tim Fransen for help writing this conference, his favorite band Stuurbaard Bakkebaard will accompany him.

Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening

2013

Theo Maassen: Functioneel Naakt poster
6.4

Registration of the fourth theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Theo Maassen: Functioneel Naakt

2001

Theo Maassen: Vankwaadtoterger poster
6.8

Theo Maassen is back. In all its anger, indignation, amazement about so much stupidity and lack of empathy in society, and advocates understanding and reconciliation.

Theo Maassen: Vankwaadtoterger

2017

Theo Maassen: Met alle respect poster
6.9

Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life.

Theo Maassen: Met alle respect

2012

Theo Maassen: Met alle respect poster
6.9

Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life.

Theo Maassen: Met alle respect

2012

Theo Maassen: Situatie Gewijzigd poster
8.0

Registration of the tenth theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen. Maassen investigates differences between men and women, white and black.

Theo Maassen: Situatie Gewijzigd

2020

Theo Maassen: Onbekend Terrein poster
NR

Registration of the eleventh theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Theo Maassen: Onbekend Terrein

2023

Theo Maassen: Onbegonnen Werk poster
NR

No synopsis available yet.

Theo Maassen: Onbegonnen Werk

2026

Billy poster
7.2

A successful but dejected ventriloquist decides to break with his bold-as-brass, out-of-control dummy — only to find going his own way easier said than done.

Billy

2018

Billy poster
7.2

A successful but dejected ventriloquist decides to break with his bold-as-brass, out-of-control dummy — only to find going his own way easier said than done.

Billy

2018

No artwork available
10.0

Huub is an amateur human statue trying to win a contest in Oostende (Belgium).

De Onterechte Kampioen

2003