David Storch

The parents of a soon-to-be married couple make the final preparations for the wedding ceremony.

When a group of friends open their fortune cookies, they discover a cryptic message which is actually a death omen describing the unique and inevitable method of their demise.

It’s Thanksgiving night and all Abby and David want to do is quickly eat their turkey and ditch their overbearing “still has their umbilical cords” Jewish mother. Before they can make their getaway, Gary, a deranged ex-convict, breaks in and takes the family hostage. Tensions are high, family secrets are revealed, and Gary just forced everyone to go the bathroom with him. At least Grandma is here to calm everyone down. Just kidding, she’s crazy. Can this family make peace with each other before they’re offed? Oy vey!