Wade Hicks

As much as we House Managers try, sometimes we get the feeling that these young men will never shape up. It's a shame, too, because we go to extraordinary lengths to disincentivize bad behavior. You'd think that a young straight guy, with a virgin hole, after getting it banged out and fucked so hard he is gaping... Well, you'd think he'd refrain from what got him in that situation in the first place. Unfortunately, it seems that these guys are just Too Depraved to Behave.

As much as we'd like to think we are helping these guys to get back on their feet, the fact is that ? in reality ? there isn't much that can be done for them. Redemption is a gift that is given only to a few, and none of these rotten scoundrels deserve it, anyway. So, we go through the motions: strict discipline, enforced cleanliness, focus on meaningful work and a paycheck, and of course, all those steps they have in their meetings. At the end of the day, however, and especially after having dealt with similar fuckwads for years and years, it has become obvious that most of them will just end up going back to their same bad habits, and then paying for those habits by giving themselves up to the nearest dude with some cash in his pocket.