Rob Rubano

Penis envy... the almighty appendage. A small thing to wish for, but could it truly be the source of a powerful, more fulfilling life? Stacy and Lydia, two beautiful career girls, are about to find out. Stopping off at a trashy motel bar on their way back to L.A., they began a bizarre adventure after a chance encounter with... the penis fairy! He grants their wish for a trial "membership". Thinking this is the answer to all their problems, they begin an Odyssey of discovery about the benefits and "shortcomings" of the other half. It's a world filled uncontrollable urges, strange desires... a world where genders collide, drag queens preside, and body hair takes on a whole new meaning. Envy is an adult gender bending fairy tale that explores and explodes the myths of being male.

The Standard Deviants tackle the basics of Italian with lots of vocabulary, definite and indefinite articles and conjugating verbs. Whether you're looking for a refresher or learning Italian for the first time, the Standard Deviants can help with an approachable, off-beat format that will build understanding and retention!