Rachell Ann

"Almost Too Big" I believe she can fly, and I believe she can touch the sky. But...I can't believe she took the whole thing! You won't be able to either once you see Shane "bring the pain" Diesel get to work on these poor little humble hoes. It's 10 inches of massive pussywide destruction and as Satine Phoenix, Rachell An, India Summer, Misty Dawn, and Kay get to experience it first hand, you'll be able to experience it with a dick in your hand. So, like we've said before and like we'll say again...oh my golly gee whillickers, I can't believe she took the whole thing!

She's the freak in the sheets and lady on the streets, image I built her up to be imploded like an old Vegas casino. She proceeded to give me details as my face turned from ease and contentment to looking like I was dumping a log in the toilet. I listened to her every word as she told me how guys pounded her multiple holes during one night in college. I had to stop her from telling me more. It was my fault for not recognizing the warning signs: her ambivalence towards condoms, her penchant for public sex, and her love of record-setting gangbang events where a random guy off the street has to put in just a couple strokes to make it count. I should have known.

The jocks got the cheerleaders. That we know. Proof that life isn't fair, while the rest of us boosters and studious types froze our butts off under the Friday night lights rooting the home team on, the glamour boys of the gridiron were getting rewarded with huge amounts of ass. Doesn't seem fair. Then again maybe it is, because most of those guys are now in the infirmity ward with bad wheels while the rest of us are quite physically able to whack off to movies like this. We're still not getting the girl, but a good knee's a good knee.