Gwyneth McFall-Gorman

When a burnt-out artist returns to her childhood home after her sugar daddy dies, she notices strange happenings around her neighborhood, sending her down an absurd conspiratorial rabbit hole that she believes she is at the center of.

The two titular characters are on their third date and one awkward encounter follows the next, leading to their eventual miscommunication in the bedroom.

When Phil returns to his university town, he finds his friends (and the rest of campus) consumed in a war beyond his understanding, or common sense.