H. Alan Scott

During seven years of cheesecake and massive laughs, "The Golden Girls" was TV's unlikeliest hit; pairing three seasoned TV pros and one small-screen newbie with impeccable writing resulted in a sitcom that was as progressive as it was hilarious.

Meet H. Alan Scott. He's a good guy -- eats his veggies...calls his mom. But try as he might to meet someone, it's been an uphill battle. To say the least. Just let him tell you about it...