Carl Swanson

TOO PERFECT is the story of Rueben English, a regular high school English teacher, but a bit of a slacker. The one thing he has going for him is Robin, a beautiful model who is (for some reason) devoted to him. Rueben can’t commit to Robin. She is just too perfect. But he can’t bear to break up with her — that would cause too much of a scene. So, what’s a guy to do in this situation? Commit murder, obviously. Rueben persuades his best friend, David Thomas–pastor of a growing contemporary church–to help him with the deed. David (who, let’s face it, is a little bit shady himself) agrees to help. Plans are made. The trap is set. But, as typically happens, things go awry.

When a babysitter finds herself under domestic surveillance, she decides to give her employers a good reason to keep an eye on her.

An outlaw is rescued from death by a nun who is traveling through the Badlands. She nurses him back to health in exchange for him guiding her to a Church in Williston. A deep friendship develops between these two unlikely people as they learn to work together to survive their dangerous journey.