Tim Barnett

A recently discovered lost film reel with footage dating back to Halloween 1960 contains disturbing evidence that a young Michael Myers was once a subject of the Silver Shamrock Corporation’s top-secret experiments, conducted under the codename PROJECT SHAMROCK.

Interspecies body swapping, door-to-door grifting, bad stand-up comedy, and some light kidnapping ensue in the wake of a heartbroken teen triggering a possible Biblical apocalypse narrated by God.