Lisa Nicoll

When brothers Davie and Tony meet for a game of pool and a pint to celebrate Tony's marriage engagement, their competitive relationship reaches a new level with news that they both love the same woman.

An eleven-year-old girl, living in Edinburgh, Scotland, hates her Christian name, Kylie. She prefers to be called "Morticia" And she wants a real Dad she can identify with. She wants Dracula...and she wants to be a vampire.