Dallas DeNiro

We found her in a rock club. In the corner. We asked her about her sexuality- her fantasies and forbidden dreams. Then we offered her the chance to act them out. And she said yes-- just this time. Presenting Bardot. She's not an adult actress. She's not even acting! She's just an innocent girl being bad.

"They're wild and they're spooky, they're anal and they're kooky..." It's the parody sendup of the year! All the weirdo's - all in one place! And best of all, Ron Jeremy's just a hand! You never see his body! William Black, the genius behind AnalNation and Total Reball take a twisted look at television's most twisted family in the video that asks the question: How can any family be this dysfunctional?

Trinity and Ted – Ted the electrician plugs himself into the electrifying Trinity and gets a charge. The high-voltage juice flows out his plug and all over her tits and face. Truly 'erectifying' entertainment! Mona Lisa and Ron Hightower – Ron creates his 'assterpiece' in the tight frame of the statuesque Mona Lisa. There's nothing enigmatic about her tits and ass–they're meant to be covered with cum. As Nat would have said...'Unforgettable!' Tara and Ted – Ted parks his hot rod in Tara's underground port. Then he deposits his huge prick between her tonsils. Horizontal and parallel–in tight places and guest spaces–he parks it everywhere. He's gonna be there all night long!