Matthew Hays

A woman gathers with a tight circle of old friends at a Michigan lake house five days before she returns home to care for her mother, who has just suffered a mental breakdown. What begins as a vacation turns into something more complicated, as long-held feelings, unfinished history, and the gap between the lives they imagined and the ones they're living all rise to the surface.

We meet Rosemary lying on the floor of her house, sobbing. Heartbroken. The doorbell rings. It's a Pizza Delivery Guy. Rosemary can't stop crying. She wants love, but it never works out. Fortunately for Rosemary, this Pizza Delivery Guy has the answer: forget about love and focus on wild random sex for once in her life. We cut to a fun slut-training montage where Pizza Delivery Guy teaches Rosemary his skanky ways and Rosemary learns to sexually liberate herself. Rosemary thinks she's mastered slut life, but her new skills are put to the test when she meets Ned.

What if internet apps were people?