Mark Nicholson

Melbourne is the last bastion of "The Progressives," a society shielded from the outside world by a glowing rainbow "virtue signal." When the shield begins to fail, an Aboriginal elder named Murray reveals the truth: the culture war was lost long ago, and only the legendary Victimhood can save them. Tasked with retrieving it is Pete, a downtrodden white man treated as the lowest rung of society. Joined by Murray, the vain Princess Stacey, and Social Justice Warrior Lance, Pete ventures into the "real" Australia for the first time, discovering it's nothing like he was told — while Prime Minister Pauline Hanson races to reach the weapon first.

A group of students and teachers from The Delhi College of Linguistics hit the road to discover Australia and gain first-hand experience of its authentic language and culture. When their plane is diverted to the country town of Dubbo due to storms, and their tour-leader is detained by customs, the hapless bunch unearth the 'real' Australia while never making it to Sydney, Melbourne...or even Brisbane.

Melbourne is the last bastion of "The Progressives," a society shielded from the outside world by a glowing rainbow "virtue signal." When the shield begins to fail, an Aboriginal elder named Murray reveals the truth: the culture war was lost long ago, and only the legendary Victimhood can save them. Tasked with retrieving it is Pete, a downtrodden white man treated as the lowest rung of society. Joined by Murray, the vain Princess Stacey, and Social Justice Warrior Lance, Pete ventures into the "real" Australia for the first time, discovering it's nothing like he was told — while Prime Minister Pauline Hanson races to reach the weapon first.