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In celebration of the final season of Game of Thrones, WoodRocket & Pornhub are proud to present the sequel to the hit porn parody, Game of Bones, Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere. And this sequel is so dirty it makes the first parody embarrassed by its lack of hardcore dragon sex, people disguised as dildos, white walker masturbation, royal penetration, giant-genital’d Wildings, and magical step-relative banging! Who will survive this raunchy penetration-filled medieval fantasy when the White Wankers bust through The Peter North Wall!?!

The evil GanonDong has imprisoned Princess Zildo, who tells him that he will have no hope against the big-dicked elf hero, Dink. As he listens to his music playlist, he is interrupted by the Great Deku Tree who warns him that his time has come, and Dink is entrusted with the Masturbator Sword and the company of the fairy Vagi. Dink doesn't waste time, knowing that the breaking of the pots is finally legal in Hyrule!

In celebration of the final season of Game of Thrones, WoodRocket & Pornhub are proud to present the sequel to the hit porn parody, Game of Bones, Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere. And this sequel is so dirty it makes the first parody embarrassed by its lack of hardcore dragon sex, people disguised as dildos, white walker masturbation, royal penetration, giant-genital’d Wildings, and magical step-relative banging! Who will survive this raunchy penetration-filled medieval fantasy when the White Wankers bust through The Peter North Wall!?!

The evil GanonDong has imprisoned Princess Zildo, who tells him that he will have no hope against the big-dicked elf hero, Dink. As he listens to his music playlist, he is interrupted by the Great Deku Tree who warns him that his time has come, and Dink is entrusted with the Masturbator Sword and the company of the fairy Vagi. Dink doesn't waste time, knowing that the breaking of the pots is finally legal in Hyrule!