Falcon Heene

On October 15, 2009, America watched with rapt attention a large balloon float through the skies of Colorado on live TV

Morgen Enright, a Fake News Reporter, hustles his three teenage boys, (Heene Boyz, metal band) to the desert to run the last place to get gas, food, & lodging, American Chilly. A curse of peyote water & cactus people drives a toilet monster to haunt Morgen, to live stream murder by spiking patrons' chili with laxatives. It's like Rocky Horror Picture Show meets Trans Siberian Orchestra.