Hernán Panessi

Acting

Hernán Panessi

Hernán Panessi, journalistic editor at El Planteo, is a journalist specialized in youth culture. He writes for InfoTechnology, Rolling Stone, THC and Lento magazines. In addition, in Página / 12, El Planeta Urbano, El Cronista and in the Uruguayan newspaper La Diaria.

Acting credits

Starwars: Goretech poster
7.7

Star Wars Goretech is the magnanimous project of businessman Max Higgins, who managed to carry out the filming of that script, with all the sex, violence, apologies for drugs and prostitution that George Lucas always wanted to film but never got around to.

Starwars: Goretech

2018

The cider poster
NR

Cholo Cabrera wants to start a career as a clown and mime and begins giving demonstrations for his family, who despise and reject him. After so many rejections, he adopts the persona of "El Sidras" and begins a massacre.

The cider

2019

Audaz se Eleva poster
1.0

A tour through the history of porn –among prejudice, taboos and myths–, from the moment it constituted itself as a genre until it became an industry. And, while we’re at it, a look on the chances of progressing in Argentina.

Audaz se Eleva

2016

La Claudia poster
NR

No synopsis available yet.

La Claudia

2011

No artwork available
NR

A feature-length documentary about fantasy and horror films produced by female filmmakers, including interviews with professionals from ten countries.

Fantastic Women

Cult of Terror poster
6.8

A journey of years through many countries and film festivals; a nostalgic, adrenaline-fueled and rock-spirited immersion into the universe of cinephilia, in search of genre specialists, fans and filmmakers who speak of their shared passion for fantastic cinema; a whole international spiritual community united under the cathartic shadow of horror.

Cult of Terror

2017

Bastardos radioactivos del apocalipsis mutante poster
7.0

In a post-apocalyptic world where death and abuse are commonplace, Max, a renegade survivor, roams the wasteland in search of revenge and gasoline.

Bastardos radioactivos del apocalipsis mutante

2025

Zombi Apocalipsis Sensuale poster
NR

Bondini is a mad doctor who is creating an army of Zombie Cannibals and trying to give birth to the first zombie baby

Zombi Apocalipsis Sensuale

2013

That's Not Cheating poster
5.8

Mateo and Camila, a couple that allow each other being unfaithful with a unreachable someone chosen by each.

That's Not Cheating

2016

Y...quién mató al mayordomo? poster
NR

A mysterious crime at the Villalobos ranch disrupts the family's equilibrium. Agent Chuck Barría must improvise detective strategies to find the culprit and prove to his boss that he is not incompetent. Yet, over the course of the adventure, what he ultimately discovers is his own true nature…

Y...quién mató al mayordomo?

2012

PussyCake poster
5.3

A struggling all-female rock band kicks off a new tour, hoping to rekindle their popularity. When they catch the attention of horrors from beyond our reality, the band realizes that being forgotten by their fans is the least of their problems.

PussyCake

2021

Alan Smithee's Frankenstein poster
5.0

A quiet town is terrorized by a rash of homosexual murders and Detective Rojas is sent to investigate. Meanwhile, Dr Frankenstein is using the corpses from the graveyard to create his super-man. His work is interrupted when Ron Hardon and fat (male) wife Adelaida seek the doctor's expertise in helping them conceive a baby. Dr Frankenstein realizes that Adelaida must have breasts to become a mother, so he operates accordingly. A bit later, Ron catches his wife having oral sex with Frankenstein and becomes angry. But his anger turns quickly to joy, when Adelaida is suddenly pregnant and instantly has a baby. However the baby dies and, when Ron can't afford another medical session, the couple becomes lethargic. Dr Frankenstein decides to use Ron's body for his super-man experiments, killing him and then reviving him.

Alan Smithee's Frankenstein

2012

Malvineitor poster
3.3

Argentina, the year 2022. Second Falklands war. After 2 years of the wildest fight, the British gradually destroy the troops of the Argentine Army and intend to exterminate the enemy in the Islands. An Argentine soldier trained in the art of Ninjutsu, will intervene the monstrous plan risking his life and that of all those around him.

Malvineitor

2017

Silent Night Death Night IX It is forbidden to say Pig poster
9.0

The Cabrera family is in danger because of an evil specter.

Silent Night Death Night IX It is forbidden to say Pig

2023

Los Superbonaerenses poster
10.0

Orella and Cayalot are a duo of Buenos Aires police officers who detest themselves, but who by chance end up locked in a building dominated by drug traffickers who experiment with androids and traffic cocaine inside people.

Los Superbonaerenses

2014

Cazador, la película poster
7.6

Melkor is a rebellious demon who choses Buenos Aires to turn it into his personal hell by unleashing a demonic invasion. Zombies and demons walk the earth. All is chaos, fire, and death. The only one capable of stopping the hordes of the underworld is Cazador, but he only seems interested in drinking, eating, and fucking. To spark his interest the key will be Bussi the bear, his favorite plush toy. Based on the 90s comic.

Cazador, la película

2019

Goretech: Welcome To Planet M*therfucker poster
3.0

Earth succumbed to a nuclear war caused by an infamous evil being known as Dr Hell, who today dominates the world with his technology from a distant planet called Goretech. Now the world is only violence and death and humanity is inexorably approaching its extinction, as there are no women left alive. A timorous and cowardly young man named Han meets a mythical curmudgeonly old man who will teach him the secret of martial arts, and together they will fight to end the tyranny of the sinister Dr Hell.

Goretech: Welcome To Planet M*therfucker

2012

Bizarrofilia poster
10.0

Argentina is a country with an extensive and varied cinematography. Within this enormity, there is a rare, atypical… bizarre cinema. Bizarrofilia aims to investigate the origin and meaning of the word “bizarre”, how the passage of time implies reinterpretations of some works, and focuses on the contemporary production of films that aim to distance themselves from any mimetic representation of reality… although in a country like ours reality always surpasses fiction.

Bizarrofilia

2024

Robin Frut poster
NR

Sherwood forest is now a fruit shop

Robin Frut

2014

Infernicus poster
NR

Infernicus, directed by V. Lynch, final masterpiece of the New Cagne Trilogy.

Infernicus

2019

Zombi Apocalipsis Sensuale 2: Zombis Nazis en la Yungla poster
2.0

The lost sequel to the mythical Zombie Apicalipsis Sensuale. The horror, the fright, the zombies, the yungla, all in a J.Rollin jewel starring Victor "Dynamite" Melman and cast.

Zombi Apocalipsis Sensuale 2: Zombis Nazis en la Yungla

2016

El Latido Desnudo poster
NR

In the jurisdiction of the police chief Lombroso, mutilated and heartless corpses appear. The commissioner investigates an alleged gang that traffics in human organs.

El Latido Desnudo

2017

Poltergays: Pesadija en lo profundo del recto poster
NR

In 1981, the de facto government financed a Victor Melman / Champagne Oyarbide film, to reach a new audience and give a message in favor of the imminent takeover of the Malvinas. When the military saw the finished film the filmmakers had to go into exile in Guatemala and the film was banned. Wes Craven plagiarized it after seeing it in a Guatemalan screening.

Poltergays: Pesadija en lo profundo del recto

2013

Trash 2: las tetas de Ana L. poster
NR

The day after she got her brother in the second worst problem of his life, Ana L. Bruselas escapes her captors without being able to bring her sawn off tits with her. They cut them off as retaliation for her not delivering a box full of "illegal" content in time. But Ana L. won't rest until she gets her beloved tits back.

Trash 2: las tetas de Ana L.

2013