Nick Wandersee

A depressed half-robot man's behavior begins to vex his roommates.

After a deadly run-in with his evil Russian half-brother, Nick Salt must find the ancient golden shotgun of St. Stephen and avenge his friends.

A man finds an uzi in the local park. Detective Richard Pasta is on the case.

Lyla Riley is in a punk band -- Minor Illusion. They suck. Regardless, she perseveres with her best friend Rob on guitar, numbskull drummer Sean and showboat bassist Pete. Minor Illusion's pathetic existence vexes Lyla's older sister Stephanie, a former punk turned 9-to-5 suit. Through lineup changes, borrowed cash, shitty gigs and drunken nights, Lyla and the band journey through the perils of Chicago's DIY music scene to get their shot at adequacy.

After a deadly run-in with his evil Russian half-brother, Nick Salt must find the ancient golden shotgun of St. Stephen and avenge his friends.