Gareth Turkington

Two unemployed friends have a fresh idea: they want to stage Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' in Grand Theft Auto. But even in a virtual world, reality intrudes in a wild and trippy film shot entirely inside the ultra-violent video game.

Rowan, a sarcastic layabout, hosts a disastrous speed-dating night - only to wake up cursed by Aphrodite and forced to relive it on repeat. To escape the loop, he has to play Cupid (properly this time) and match four fated couples… or stay stuck forever.

Do you know the joke about the broken egg?