Jahne Coutts-Smith

LIAM, a goofy dad and country veterinarian has hit a milestone - the big 40. His morning dreams of being spoilt by his seductive wife are dashed as a controversial nude painting steals his spotlight. Teased by a bohemian horse trainer and an obnoxious duck, Liam's jealousy fuelled imagination sparks a risqué scheme to steal it back.

An English expat realizes his visa has run out and will be deported in two weeks; his only solution is to give up his kidney to Eva in exchange for marriage and permanent residency.