Bruce Pirrie

The movie consists of three odd and strange tales that each teach a different lesson.

Guy Caballero and Edith Prickley try to persuade the FCC to renew SCTV's license.

A pink meteor controlled by aliens lands near a small town and turns the local women into nymphos. A deputy sheriff and a local private eye investigate.

A gay man and a lesbian who are kicked out of the queer community for their toxicity and decide to try living as a straight couple, on the theory that straight people are dumb and therefore less miserable than smarter gay people.

Three single guys share their personal problems as well as a loft apartment.

Two men in an arctic weather station: one man lives with his dreams of a girlfriend past, the other with an inflatable doll

The Gang participates in the annual scavenger hunt to win their own ice cream flavor but the stakes are made even higher when Bingo makes a bet with Catchum that if he wins, he and Leland get the Gang's clubhouse.