Patti R. Lee

George Lollar takes his family on vacation with "Club Sand", a shoddy and untrustworthy company. On their tropical island, they find soldiers everywhere, an unhelpful staff, inhospitable accomodation and undesirable holiday makers, but everyone except for George manages to have fun in the sun.

Three sororities must compete in a series of sports contests to determine which one will lose their sorority house. The odds are stacked against the Phi Betas until they're joined by an all-girl rock band.

After his beloved partner is killed, a DEA agent chases a drug king pin to his operation in Mexico and kills him with the help of a sexy-ish undercover CIA agent and a leather jacket wearing Federale.